November Spawned a CHATster

Morrissey.

*sets out buffet and beverage cart*

Wakey, wakey!  Eggs and bakey!

Hi everybody!

Tuesday seems to be coming along as expected.

Original Post by crazydiamondchrysalis:

Original Post by pavlovcat:

*puts a big wad of bubble gum in the pandemic machine*

There.

Good morning!

My ass is feeling particularly fat today.  I just wanted to warn you all.

 *grope grope* doesn't feel that fat to me!

 *giggles*

*feels better*

Original Post by justlaura:

Original Post by shnitzel:

So am I.  Could someone please shut off the H1N1 pandemic machine?  Please!  It's spewing stupidity all over the place, damnit! 

 *nods enthusiastically in agreement with this*

 Careful.  You'll get a concussion.

Original Post by kimne:

Hello people! Its a beautiful sunny fall day here in Sugar Hill.

 

 Georgia on my mind.

Hi kim and gator!

Original Post by dnrothx:

Original Post by justlaura:

Original Post by shnitzel:

So am I.  Could someone please shut off the H1N1 pandemic machine?  Please!  It's spewing stupidity all over the place, damnit! 

 *nods enthusiastically in agreement with this*

 Careful.  You'll get a concussion.

 or injure your back, requiring surgery.

*forgets the band who's member is going under the knife today* spinal tap? wouldn't that be ironic.

Original Post by kathygator:

Hi everybody!

Tuesday seems to be coming along as expected.

 whoring along in her ripped stockings? hehehe

morning!

I'm going to try and take my computer out on the back porch in after I finish breakfast. WIfi is cool.

Original Post by dnrothx:

Original Post by justlaura:

Original Post by shnitzel:

So am I.  Could someone please shut off the H1N1 pandemic machine?  Please!  It's spewing stupidity all over the place, damnit! 

 *nods enthusiastically in agreement with this*

 Careful.  You'll get a concussion.

 *nods enthusiastically in agreement w--*

Ow!

Why are all the days of the week woman?

I think at least half should be men or transgender individuals.

Original Post by pavlovcat:

Why are all the days of the week woman?

I think at least half should be men or transgender individuals.

 tuesday is meth head with a mullet?

hello!

Original Post by pavlovcat:

Why are all the days of the week woman?

I think at least half should be men or transgender individuals.

 Wednesday is a smelly pirate hooker - I never said he was a woman.

I have a picture from the Halloween party, but I think the site is being evil and not uploading.  I'll probably have to upload when I get home.  :(

Original Post by crazydiamondchrysalis:

junk mail:

"helping small peni grow since 1972"

"Time to be a man!"

I can't decide which one to go with!!!

totally not lying... 

we just got two new products in at work.

stimuloid

ejaculoid

uh huh.. i did not order them, head office buy in, not even sure how i am going to talk to customers about them.

Original Post by justlaura:

Original Post by dnrothx:

Original Post by justlaura:

Original Post by shnitzel:

So am I.  Could someone please shut off the H1N1 pandemic machine?  Please!  It's spewing stupidity all over the place, damnit! 

 *nods enthusiastically in agreement with this*

 Careful.  You'll get a concussion.

 *nods enthusiastically in agreement w--*

Ow!

 *sighs*

*rubs Laura's head*

*gets ice pack*

Tuesday is the Judas of the week.

Original Post by kathygator:

Original Post by pavlovcat:

Why are all the days of the week woman?

I think at least half should be men or transgender individuals.

 Wednesday is a smelly pirate hooker - I never said he was a woman.

 Are male prostitutes called hookers?

*ponders*

Original Post by kathygator:

Original Post by pavlovcat:

Why are all the days of the week woman?

I think at least half should be men or transgender individuals.

 Wednesday is a smelly pirate hooker - I never said he was a woman.

 LMAO

Original Post by pavlovcat:

Original Post by kathygator:

Original Post by pavlovcat:

Why are all the days of the week woman?

I think at least half should be men or transgender individuals.

 Wednesday is a smelly pirate hooker - I never said he was a woman.

 Are male prostitutes called hookers?

*ponders*

 Gigolos, male prostitues are gigolos!

I'm just a gigolo, and everywhere I go, people always stop and stare

Or something like that, I'm too busy/lazy to Google the real lyrics!