Off Topic Thread

I love the smell of napalm in the morning. 

My foot itches but when I scratch it, I'm also tickling myself.

What was that supposed to mean!?

Original Post by moonikins:

Do you laugh when it tickles? Does it make you almost pee your pants?

 Were you peeking?

We need to check our social compass and get this thread set on a more favorable course.

Being a social butterfly, I don't need a compass.

Mooni, just wanted to say I like your cougar remark in the non-dateworthy-people thread.

Cougars need love too.

complete anarchy prevails

Original Post by moonikins:

Original Post by bagga:

When did throwing a dead octopus onto the ice become part of hockey?

 Throwing a live octopus onto the ice would be cruel.

 hey! no throwing the octo's!!!

i wouldn't mind being a virgin sacrifice to the sun though.

INCONCEIVABLE!!!

dying a virgin, iced octopodes and re-runs of Matlock will not enhance ones sexual relationships.

Edit: insert octopodes cause it is not only gramatically (per Tom) correct, but funny

@ 57

yes

Matlock enhances nothing

edit: octopi