one reason to not have kids

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LOL, I can think of ALOT more reasons than this :-)

That's not terrible.  I've done a LOT worse in my time.

Lol, he looks just like my little cousin who dropped a biscuit on the floor and my grandma said 'pick that up christian' and he looked at her (2 years old) and stamped on it! And then a couple of years later he starts karate and my grandma said 'what do you do in karate christian?' and he karate kicks the tray with cups of tea out of her hands!

Shame about the 'e' though.

hahaha LMAO!!! dear oh dear... the looks on their ickle angel faces! kids exploring the properties of paint... who'd not have 'em?

Original Post by saltydreams:

LOL, I can think of ALOT more reasons than this :-)

 me too :P

seriously, "wouldent"?

THAT is the reason to not have kids....  

Maybe they just thought the living room was a little blah! But it's totally scrubbable-no biggie......I'm with drea; I'd be more concerned with the horrendous spelling!

Oh well next time mommy and daddy wont leave paint were the wee ones can get at it.

I think the spelling is intentionally wrong, like in lolcats.  (Do a google image search if you've never seen them, or check out icanhascheezburger.com.)

At last count, I think I had about 60 reasons not to have kids. 

My daughter as a toddler used my oversized makeup brush and loose Cornsilk makeup powder to 'paint' one of the dining room chair white seat cushions. 

Those folks are lucky the wee ones didnt ingest any of it - well maybe calling them lucky still is a bit strong considering the photo.

Favorite birth control commercial -  LINK

LOL Sun123, that comercial was awesome!

This picture always cracks me up

Original Post by spirochete:

This picture always cracks me up

 omg. iloveit.  not only because I found my son with a permanent marker, drawing all over his face, the bedsheets and his father who fell asleep, but the poor lil bugger was strapped down in a bouncer! 

hehehe

Ophelia 

Original Post by vicereine:

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awwwwwwwww that's actually pretty cute :D

Parenting: It's not for neat freaks or the faint of heart.

I wish that was the worst my children have done!  I agree with Iggy... if you can't stand the heat then stay out of the kitchen!

My reaction to my youngest daughter's artwork upon entering the dinning room after spending a luxurious 5 minutes locked in the bathroom...

WHY DID YOU COLOR ON THE WALL?!!!

Her answer...

I just wanted a friend to play with.

Original Post by emk21:

I wish that was the worst my children have done!  I agree with Iggy... if you can't stand the heat then stay out of the kitchen!

My reaction to my youngest daughter's artwork upon entering the dinning room after spending a luxurious 5 minutes locked in the bathroom...

WHY DID YOU COLOR ON THE WALL?!!!

Her answer...

I just wanted a friend to play with.

I'm so far out of the kitchen...being an aunt is the best thing ever. You get the joy of kids, watching them grow, teaching them things and when it is nap time or poppy diaper time, back to the parents they go!

My brother (14 months older than me) once painted my entire face and neck with bright red lipstick and then went running into the living room, dragging me behind, and yelled "Dad look how mad Sarah is!!!". I think that's the worst we've ever done? Maybe the time he broke eggs on the living room carpet while I "danced" in them was worse... but I know we got in the most trouble for the lipstick incident.

OMG, What have I gotten myself into. 

*while the pregnant cesty8 puts her face into her arms and shivers in terror as to what the future holds*

awwwwww dont' worry cesty, it truly is a wonderful experience. The difficulty makes the joy that much more acute.

Original Post by cesty8:

OMG, What have I gotten myself into. 

*while the pregnant cesty8 puts her face into her arms and shivers in terror as to what the future holds*

The movie Parenthood had a great scene where Steve Martin is on a roller coster of life. If you haven't seen the movie, go rent it! Super funny and has some great life lessons!