Has a parent ever walked in on you getting frisky??? ;)

Here's why I am asking.

I was fully clothed (thank jebus) when my date's dad walked in on us. We weren't doing anything at that point, however I was on top of him. :0 This all wouldn't have happened if 1) I would have left when I should and 2) we were back at college, living far far far away from the 'rents. *Sigh* Thank the lord's pajamas it is the last summer home.

Will someone please lessen my embrassment by telling me anything of similarity?

*nodnod* Memories totally came flooding back when I saw your question....

Many times when I was over at my boyfriend's, his mom came in on us several times (fully clothed at the time, of course.) I was used to it by then. However, she was going out of town for the whole weekend so of course my boyfriend and I take advantage, lol... a day early and she found us naked under the covers in bed. Soooo mortified and I demanded my boyfriend to take me back home right and then. Couldn't face the mother for a long while after that. Another time where I was embarrassed and scared...I had met a guy while I was visiting my dad... anyway he came in while the guy was on top of me during a makeout session (again fully clothed) and never said a word nor acted anything. I think that was worse by him not saying anything. Lot of tension between dad and I up until it was time to go back home to mom.

I'm really glad I have my own place now...

Yeah, when I was 19, I was dating this girl from Canada, she moved to Texas  to stay with her father in a one bedroom apartment (she slept on the couch). She was 21.

Her father went to work like at 3 in the morning. Her and I would go jump in his bed after he left for work. Anyway, he came home around 6 am one morning, freaked me out. she closed the bedroom door and told him through the door, that she wasn't dressed. I had my clothes on in seconds.

I couldn't get out the window. Her father went to the restroom, while he was in there, I tip toed down the hall, past the restroom (he didn't have the door closed all the way) and finally into the living room. She yelled at him "Be right back" and I went out the front door.

My mistake?? I closed the door. When she went out, she closed the door too. That was twice he heard the door closed.

Worse.. my parents found a mini sex tape of mine that my then-boyfriend left in my bedroom.

Yes, and I have to say this was one of the most embarrassing moments of my life. My mother walked in on my fiance and I having sex. We were naked and all. I was on top of him (my back was faced towards the door she walked in.)  so thankfully she couldn't really see anything. But, I must have had a really horrified look when she opened the door and I acknowledged her. In that moment I really didn't even have enough time to think. I slipped on some clothes and ran out to her to comfort her because I know she was just as embarrassed. She didn't see anything, but she said the horrified look on my face scared her. Lmao. Then I ran back to my room to comfort my fiance and he was just as embarrassed and asking "What if your mom saw my junk?! What if...she saw my BALLS?!" Lmao. I asked my mom later on and she assured me she didn't see anything, but we had a good laugh about it. :P

Oh man, that's nothin.

A past boyfriend and I were completely nude, no covers or anything... his dad walked in to tell then-boyfriend he had a phone call and hand him the phone...Oh yeah, he saw EVERYTHING. after that he'd knock, then once he was given the OK he'd open the door just wide enough to stick his arm in with the phone hahah. Preeeettty embarrassing.

I was seen going downtown on boyfriend by my dad.

that is all i have to say about that.

eff that sheezy.

i walked in on my parents once.

Been there.

Also had LOUD sex while parents were visiting.  And mom found my toy.

It happens.

my brother found my parents' toy.  and i didn't believe him so i asked them.

that was a mistake.

Yes, I got caught about age 18.  My mom walked in, saw us, jaw dropped, looked pissed, left again.  Then she didn't talk to me for a week. 

I also caught them once too though, when I was like 11 and kind of knew what it was but kind of didn't really comprehend yet.  I was like "hey what are those noises??"  I thought there was a burglar or something.  Ha ha.  None of us ever acknowledged that happened.

HLM, you asked?  Wow.  High five, you have cojones!

When I was like, 19, I spent the night at my then-boyfriend's house.  I kept all my clothes on but I did sleep in his bed.  His mom walked in the next morning and held a whole conversation with the boyfriend while I lay under the covers and wished someone would shoot me, or her, or him.  This was the first time I met her.

Later that day, I went to his indoor soccer game, and at halftime he introduced me to his mom, saying, "Hey Mom, this is what Meagan looks like standing up." 

Original Post by purespark:

HLM, you asked?  Wow.  High five, you have cojones!

 i did.  big mistake.  that was awkward.  oh, and i wasn't smart enough to ask just one of them.  i asked them at the dinner table. 

brilliant.

*awkward turtles*

I was home from college once, in my parents' basement and ended up naked on the couch with a friend. I heard my mom coming down the stairs so I jumped up and went to the door to meet her, so that at least she wouldn't see my friend naked. I covered myself with my hands the best I could, but I was... let's just say I was in a state that made that difficult.

The next day my mom decided to have "The Talk". Bear in mind I was 19 or 20. Words I never want to hear my mother say again include "rubber" and "foreplay".

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Later that day, I went to his indoor soccer game, and at halftime he introduced me to his mom, saying, "Hey Mom, this is what Meagan looks like standing up." 

WIN

I was going at it on the couch with my then-boyfriend. His mom walked through the front door and saw everything.

Her response? 'At least someone's getting some around here.'

You would think with all of the sex I have in all of the places I have it, someone would've walked in on us.  Especially when Alex and I were dating, and always boinking in a various room around my mom's house, or when we were living there before we got married.  But no...  My mom even said to me once, "You know, it's okay for you guys to have sex here.  It's not like we're going to run up there with a shotgun or anything."  We're pretty good at keeping it quiet.

However..  once at the apartment...  Whiskey and Vodka were old enough to discover window blinds and had torn off a small piece of the bedroom blind.  Not big enough for us to see outside but apparently big enough for someone to look in. 

Alex and I were doing our thing involving two of our favorite numbers.  I was on top, facing the window which our bed was conveniently under.  Once the screaming stopped, I heard laughter.  I dismissed it as the neighbors hearing us get a little too rowdy and we quieted down.  But then I heard a familiar voice say, "HOLY ****!" and looked up.  In that one panel of window blind that was missing, and it was only about three inches long, I saw eyeballs.

I jumped off of Alex, threw on a robe, and ran outside to see two of our married friends on our patio looking in our window.  I guess they knocked at the door and we didn't answer, so they looked in the window.  They were trying to let us know they moved in to our apartment complex earlier that day.

We moved out of the apartment complex shortly after.

Parents? No. Cops? Yes.

In an effort to not get caught by my parents, my bf and I were going at it in my car in a deserted and unlit parking lot. After overcoming the space and comfort obstacles, we have quite the rhythm going when, suddenly, through the fogged back glass, a spotlight. Apparently the look on my face at this point was enough to make any man lose his, ummm, 'excitement.' I scramble back in the driver's seat, pulling on my t-shirt, I just have my pants covering my lap, since there's no graceful way to get them on quickly before the cop taps on the window. I crack the window down about 3 inches and discover that the cop is quite possibly more embarrased than I am.

"ummm... hi.. umm... is there..urm... is there somewhere else you guys could .. uh... could do this?"

I assured him there was, and we did. But the cop's face was absolutely priceless.

It's one of my more amusing strange sex memories, right up there with one involving poison ivy...

While that's never happened to me (yay!), I've been on the other end, walking in on my father and his girlfriend. My sister's long distance boyfriend visited recently, and I didn't walk in on them, but I did hear their liaisons in the BASEMENT, FROM TWO FLOORS AWAY. Shhh. And accidentally, I've stumbled upon their steamy chat logs, which are probably more embarrassing.

And I walked in on a couple at a party before...which is just silly. If you don't lock the bathroom door, people will try to use it!

Original Post by lovegrowsontrees:

While that's never happened to me (yay!), I've been on the other end, walking in on my father and his girlfriend. My sister's long distance boyfriend visited recently, and I didn't walk in on them, but I did hear their liaisons in the BASEMENT, FROM TWO FLOORS AWAY. Shhh. And accidentally, I've stumbled upon their steamy chat logs, which are probably more embarrassing.

And I walked in on a couple at a party before...which is just silly. If you don't lock the bathroom door, people will try to use it!

Omg, I found my roommate's steamy cybersex emails..... SO BAD, so funny.  Bf wrote them for her....gawd, so cheesy