Who is PMSing? Let's gather around the chocolate fountain together

Thank God I'm too lazy to leave the house because I swear I'd eat 5,000 calories

I bought a special candy bar (from his home country) and left it on my husband's desk as a surprise last week. The surprise is I just ate it.

I think I've had about 400 cals of cheese so far and an Egg McMuffin and I'm just getting started.

ME!  I'm doing ok with food but I think that is only because I don't have much available right now.  I may have to knock a few people down if I see some chocolate though.  As it is I am daydreaming about cake and french fries.

I'm lucky that lazy always wins out over desire to plow down calories. I think I would weigh about 100lbs if all I had available to me were the sorts of "clean" foods we're supposed to eat and I didn't have access to beer or food delievery.

I agree with this one. If I didn't have kids I probably wouldn't have any junk or unhealthy stuff in my house to begin with. I'm PMSing as of yesterday! Man was I grouchy, I had about 2600 calories, an estimate since I didn't chose to count at all. And chocolate -- hmph! I ate 2 pieces and threw the rest in the garbage so it wouldn't be there anymore. It's sad how TTOM takes over our lives temporarily. I never even realized it until I started counting!!

Here, here!

I'm having more salty cravings at the moment. I think I'm going to lose the fight with myself to order steamed veggies and a salad at the restaurant I'm going to. Roasted vegetable quesadilla, here I come!

Arg, here too! Only, mine doesn't make me crave foods. I have horrid stomach cramps. I had to sit down in the middle of my workout yesterday because they were so bad, my lower back began to hurt. I get so annoyed when anything interrupts my workouts!

I just finished a granola bar.

I have a 3 Musketeers in my purse for emergencies.  I may eat it in the next few minutes.

On the plus side, I usually gain in the week leading up to my period.  I was at my low this morning.  So, when I shed the water weight some time next week, maybe I'll be at a new improved low.

Oh man I must be an abnormal woman lol. I don't get cravings or anything around that time. I don't remember that it happens until I get it lol Maybe I should pay more attention to my body

hey guys,

I am not currently PMSing but trust me when i say i feel your pain. Last month i discovered an amazing snack that will totally fill your chocolate needs and its not terribly high in cals. Get ghirardelli chocolate chips (those taste the best for this) put a tbsp of the chocolate chips in a small bowl with just a dash of milk. melt that for 20 seconds ...mix it and then eat with strawberrys.... amazing... and only about 100 calories

Hope this helps.

IF my . would ever come that would be nice! I have been bloated and constipated since SATURDAY! Nothing is working, nothing! Would it just come already??

also, I think my multi vitamin is making me constipated again. Done with them!

I'm literally sitting at my desk groaning from cramps this very moment. So far I've managed to eat only two Hershey's kisses worth of chocolate today, but I think that's because of the PAIN in my abdomen!

  I have been on birth control for seven years and this is my first period without them-   why why why did I stop taking it?!!

 

oh yeah because I couldn't lose any weight!

Enduring the pain to be thin

Enduring the pain to be thin

(my mantra right now)

God, how many calories are in Advil?

(kidding)

(but ouch)

 

I think I'm PMS'ing....all I remember is ice cream and screaming at my boyfriend then an awesome melt down of which I cried HARD for like 30 minutes until I couldn't remember what I was crying about.....that led to chinese food....and here I am now

HA! Thank god I'm not the only one....I'm up 6 lbs in water weight---literally BLOATED- because there is no way I gained 6lbs in one day eating 1200 cal. Anyways- today- if I wasn't burried under paperwork for school, child care subsidy, employment resumes and such I would have eating everything in my house- So, i made healthy french toast this morning for me and the kids- me- one egg- light bread cinn. and 1 tbls real maple syrup...mmm mmmm mmmmmm..........and well i'm kinda hanging on and playing innocent with the rest of the slip ups today, some which included, chex mix sweet n salty-OH SO GOOOOOD. So instead I''m am induldging in a glass of pinot grigio with frozen raspberries in it....oh boy.....

Im craving chocolate too and im bitchy!! LOL  Good combos!! I love chocolate covered strawberries that sounds heavenly now!! I guess Aunt Flo is right around the corner. 

 

 

Due to start the 2nd.

 

 

Clarice

I ate an entire chocolate Easter bunny once. I was stressed out and it had been taunting me in the freezer for months. Oh my god it was delicious. I regret nothing.

 

Edit: I don't have mood swings because I'm a bitch all the time.

UPDATE:

 

I drank a bottle of KJ Chard

yes, how many calories in midol? Im eating them like candy! UGGGGG

had a crappy day at work, and i cant walk my dog b/c shes limping.

Where is the FRIKKING chocolate fountain? Do NOT tell me it's all gone. I swear to god I will kick your ass if you don't hand over the chocolate. DON'T mess with me.

Why doen't anyone love me?

I'm sorry, I had a fountain of wine instead :(

My sister has a chocolate fountain.

I had to fight with myself earlier because there is chocolate cream pie in the fridge, dark chocolate in the freezer, and chocolate on the kitchen table, and I wanted all of it for breakfast. But... I GUESS I'll eat healthy. I'll just pout as I do so.

Hope you are all feeling better!