POLL: Do you use the word "fat" to describe yourself?

Or do you have another word or euphemism that you use?

• obese
• morbidly obese
• chunky
• plump
• BBW
• hefty
• heavy
• fat n' sassy
• big
• "big boned"
• overweight
• XL
• large

Do you use any of these terms? Do you have a preferred term? Do any of these terms really bug you?

=^..^= MOLLY

Yep. I'm fat. *shrug* But hopefully not too much longer..

Your butt is wide,
Well mine is too.
Just watch your mouth,
or I'll sit on you.
the word is out,
better treat me right.
Cause I'm the king,
if cellulite.
Ham on, Ham on, Ham on whole wheat, alright
My zipper's bust,
My buckles break.
I'm too much man,
For you to take.
The pavement cracks,
When I fall down,
I've got more chins,
Than Chinatown.
Well I never use the phone booth,
and I never see my toes, when I'm going to the movies,
I TAKE UP 7 ROWS BECAUSE

Chorus:
I'm fat, I'm fat shumon! (really really fat)
I'm fat, I'm fat you know it! (really really fat)
I'm fat, I'm fat c'mon, y'know (really really fat)

Don't you call me pudgy, portley or stout, just tell me once again
Who's fat?

When I walk out, to get my mail
It measures on the Richter Scale.
down at the beach, I'm a lucky man,
I'm the only one who can get a tan.
If I have one more pie, a la mode
I'm going to need my own zip code.
When you're only having sceonds, I'm having 23rds
When I go to get my shoes shined, I've got to take their word because

CHORUS

If a shadow weighs 42 pounds, let me tell you onve again,
Who's fat?

If you see me coming your way,
Batter give me plenty space.
If I tell you that I'm hungry, then won't you feed my face because'

CHORUS

WOO WOO WOO WOO!! (when I sit around the house, I really sit around the house)

Chorus x3

And the whole world knows I'm fat and proud of it Lemme tell you once again,
WHO'S FAT

Fatty McFatty

Phat :)

For me: 

• Fat
  Juicy
  Magically Delicious

For others, don't forget

• stocky
  portly
  on the heavy side
  solid
  fluffy
  
  

 

I'm not chunky anymore, but I am chubby.

Soft? Rounded? Got back?

I avoid describing myself :)

NO!

NO NO NO NO NO!!!!!!

when i describe myself, i describe my personality, my height, my hobbies. never my girth, as it were.

Fat - When I am in a bad mood.

Chunky - When I am in a silly mood.

Overweight - When I am in a 'healthy' mood.

Heavy - This is what term I think other people use to describe me if they were talking about me to others.

Rotundus - A funny between my wonderful fiance and I.

no I don't, and I didn't.  I never used to discuss my size, but now I pretty much just say I am average and fit.  Not skinny, not fat.  Yay.

i do, but only among friends, and not with anyone who truly is fat, because i know i'm not.

Original Post by pgeorgian:

i do, but only among friends, and not with anyone who truly is fat, because i know i'm not.

Yes, there is nothing more obnoxious than someone who isn't fat calling themselves fat in the presence of someone who is fat.  I see this happen far too often, and I just wonder how people can be so lacking in consideration for others! 

Oh, I agree with the last couple posts.  I don't say any of that crap in front of anyone that is bigger than me.  That's just rude.  We talk about it here at work, but we are all above average sized.  We all are dissatisfied in some way. For instance, my sister is obese and I don't ever say this stuff in front of my sister.  She is the greatest woman alive and I love her so much and would never say anything to hurt her. 

Only between the fiance and I do I really say it in front of someone bigger than me.  He is much bigger than me, but also a man and has a big build to begin with.

nope i use boodielicious

Voluptuous personally is my favourite.

Or Rubenesque.

Sounds much nicer.

Well I am not overweight as such (though lately I might be, lol, since I've been majorly slacking due to some other more important RL issues which will not end for another month or so). Way back when I had joined this forum/website while browsing the net for info on dieting, recipes, etc and added it to my favorites on my internet explorer bar and ever since then I've been coming here to see whats up kind of thing.

But I can think of a nice Euphemism which I could/would use:

I am gravitationally enhanced.

i def use voluptous. I think it describes me right

fat, squishy, well rounded, round, fluffy, Romanesque, voluptuous....

i use well rounded a lot.  i am well rounded, in many ways.

 

 

I say fat (I am) , but recently I had a friend say to me, 'Stop saying you are fat! If you want to be more healthy thats fine, but I want you to know you are fine just the way you are.' It was nice to hear, because other than my weight I've come to a point where I must also address my negative self concept in it entirety. So it was just what I need to hear.

I call myself fat all the time.  Especially "Fatness"  Me and my fatness. 

When I am in a good mood and feeling good, I use the term "curvaceous".