Popcorn!
BEST POPCORN METHOD EVER!
Take a paper bag, like a lunch bag. Put in 1 serving unpopped kernals. Fold down top really well, or you can use staples (No they won't spark in the microwave, but I don't have a stapler at home, so I usually do a little tear-n-fold method to keep it shut). Microwave on high, 1-2 minutes, until the popping slows down. Careful, as it's really easy to burn popcorn this way, so it may take a few tries to figure out the timing. Luckily popcorn is cheap, so experiment away :)
After, you can always shake it out, spray on some fake butter or salt or whatever it is you like on your popcorn.
Hope you have a microwave :P Theoretically you could do this on a stovetop, just pop the kernals in a pot with a lid and keep shaking so the kernals don't burn. Again, requires one to pay close attention.
