Positions Now Open! Flexible Schedule & Great Benefits! And also Cookies!

Due to a dearth of males in the Daily Chat, we are now accepting applications for the position of Testosterone Delivery System Manager.  This position will report to the Board of Testosterone Directors, which is currently comprised of dnrothx, melkor and splitrail.

To be considered for this position you must meet the following requirements:

• Have male genitalia (attached to your body, not floating in a jar of formaldehyde in your linen closet)
• Be able to engage in lewd sillywitty repartee on a regular basis
• Exhibit courage in the face of a rampaging herd of women
• Display a reckless disregard for any responsibilities you may have in real life which will interfere with your ability to chat

Special consideration will be given to those who speak Russian, enjoy kittehs, are Navy SEALS, or who possess a red Swingline stapler.

when do you tell them about the rigorous interview process in the dungeon?

*stands ready with DISAPPROVED stamp*

Ingenious, Pav. You have my unmitigated support in this endeavour.

To possible applicants:

We can't promise that we'll go easy on you, but you'll thank us for it.

Don't forget the estrogen.  And liquor.  And drugs bakery goods.

Original Post by crazydiamondchrysalis:

when do you tell them about the rigorous interview process in the dungeon?

 SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

You make it sound like a bad thing.  You'll scare 'em off!

*notes the lack of applicants*

Pav I think you have to enhance the title - we got to get the wow factor in the first glance.

Original Post by pavlovcat:

To be considered for this position you must meet the following requirements:

• Have male genitalia (attached to your body, not floating in a jar of formaldehyde in your linen closet)

Damn!

I think you need to advertise in the fitness forum.

and Weight Loss - we don't judge.

There. Is that a better title?

much better! if that does't work you can add in beer and saturday BJs.

(and then later say you meant PJs, sheesh, we post in our PJs on saturdays, pervs!)

Oh yes, I only had to read the word Cookies and I was hooked.

*spams a bunch of other forum*

*hopes I don't get moderated*

*puts out a plate of Fudge Puddles for applicants*

I'm so nervous.  How do I look?  Professional yet sexy?  Do my nylons have a run in them?

Before I throw my hat into the ring.  Can I ask about the cookies?  What kind of cookies?

Depends. Is it a Stetson?

What the heck is a fudge puddle?  I ain't eatin' one.

Original Post by snapshot8d:

Before I throw my hat into the ring.  Can I ask about the cookies?  What kind of cookies?

 Pretty sure you could get whatever kind of kooky cookie you want.  They sound pretty desperate friendly.

You're missing out, Rosiegirl!  Peanut butter cookie with a fudge center.  Recipe courtesy of Lonestar.

Original Post by kathygator:

Depends. Is it a Stetson?

Fedora