post some song lyrics.

post some song lyrics that describe/go with your mood, or song lyrics that are just stuck in your head. they can be happy, sad, funny, serious, or whatever you want.

"i don't love you, like i loved you, yesterday.."

This song is probably why I have to be a part of this website to begin with

From 1975 1976 top 10

You know I love that organic cooking
I always ask for more
And they call me Mr. Natural
On down to the health food store
I only eat good sea salt
White sugar don't touch my lips
And my friends is always
Begging me to take them
On macrobiotic trips
Yes, they are
Oh, but at night I stake out my strongbox
That I keep under lock and key
And I take it off to my closet
Where nobody else can see
I open that door so slowly
Take a peek up north and south
Then I pull out a Hostess Twinkie
And I pop it in my mouth
Yeah, in the daytime I'm Mr. Natural
Just as healthy as I can be
But at night I'm a junk food junkie
Good lord have pity on me
Well, at lunchtime
You can always find me
At the Whole Earth Vitamin Bar
Just sucking on my plain white yogurt
From my hand thrown pottery jar
And sippin' a little hand pressed cider
With a carrot stick for dessert
And wiping my face
In a natural way
On the sleeve of my peasant shirt
Oh yeah
Ah, but when that clock strikes midnight
And I'm all by myself
I work that combination
On my secret hideaway shelf
And I pull out some Fritos corn chips
Dr. Pepper and an Ole Moon Pie
Then I sit back in glorious expectation
Of a genuine junk food high
Oh yeah, in the daytime I'm Mr. Natural
Just as healthy as I can be
But at night I'm a junk food junkie
Good lord have pity on me
My friends down at the commune
They think I'm pretty neat
Oh, I don't know nothing about arts and crafts
But I give 'em all something to eat
I'm a friend to old Euell Gibbons
And I only eat homegrown spice
I got a John Keats autographed Grecian urn
Filled up with my brown rice
Yes, I do
Oh, but folks lately I have been spotted
With a Big Mac on my breath
Stumbling into a Colonel Sanders
With a face as white as death
I'm afraid someday they'll find me
Just stretched out on my bed
With a handful of Pringles Potato Chips
And a Ding Dong by my head
In the daytime I'm Mr. Natural
Just as healthy as I can be
But at night I'm a junk food junkie
Good lord have pity on me

Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot
Don't wanna be some beer-swillin' hockey nut
And do I look like some frostbitten hosehead?
I never learned my alphabet from A to Zed

They all live on donuts and moose meat
And they leave the house without packing heat
Never even bring their guns to the mall
And you know what else is too funny?
Their stupid Monopoly money
Can't take 'em seriously at all

Well, maple syrup and snow's what they export
They treat curling just like it's a real sport
They think their silly accent is so cute
Can't understand a thing they're talkin' aboot

Sure, they've got their national healthcare
Cheaper meds, low crime rates and clean air
Then again, well, they've got Celine Dion
Eat their weight in Kraft macaroni
And dream of drivin' a Zamboni
All over Saskatchewan

Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot
wont figure out the temperature in Celsius
See the map, they're hovering right over us
Tell you the truth, it makes me kinda nervous

Always hear the same kind of story
Break their nose, and they'll just say "Sorry!"
Tell me, what kinda freaks are that polite?
It's gotta mean they're all up to something
So quick, before they see it coming
Time for a pre-emptive strike

(Sawry, but you can blame thonx for prompting me to go in search of the Junk Food Junkie song on Jango, which then played Weird Al afterwards; and blame hk/kimne for today's daily chat title!) muhahahaha  :p

All around the country from coast to coast,

People always say, "What do you like most?"

I don't want to brag, I don't wanna boast,

I always tell them, "I like toast"

YEAH TOAST!  YEAH TOAST!

Get up in the morning about 6am,

Have a little jelly, have a little jam,

Take a piece of bread, put it in the slot,

Push down the lever and the wires get hot-  I get toast.

YEAH TOAST!  YEAH TOAST!

With so much drama in the CCC
It's kinda tough being K- dee oh double gee

But somehow, someway
I keep comin' up with funky-ass posts
Nearly every single day

I love this song!  Mr. Jones by the Counting Crows excerpt.

Well I'm gonna paint my picture
Paint myself in blue, red, black and gray
All of the beautiful colors are very, very meaningful
Yeah, but you know gray is my favorite color
I felt so symbolic yesterday
If I knew Picasso
I would buy myself a gray guitar and play

Mr. Jones and me look into the future
Yeah, we stare at the beautiful women
She's looking at you, I don't think so, she's looking at me
Standing in the spotlight
I bought myself a gray guitar
And when everybody loves me
I will never be lonely

I will never be lonely
Yes, I'm never gonna be
Lonely

I wanna be a lion
E-Everybody wanna pass as cats
We all wanna be big, big stars
Yeah, but, we got different reasons for that
Believe in me
'Cause I don't believe in anything
And I wanna be someone
To believe, to believe, to believe in

Mr. Jones and me
Stumbling through the barrio
Yeah, we stare at the beautiful women
She's perfect for you
Man, there's got to be somebody for me
I wanna be Bob Dylan
Mr. Jones wishes he was someone just a little more funky
When everybody loves you
Aw, son, that's just about as funky as you can be

Hello Muddah, hello Faddah
Here I am at camp Grenada
Camp is very entertaining
And they say we'll have some fun if it stops raining

I went hiking with Joe Spivey
He developed poison ivy
You remember Leonard Skinner
He got ptomaine poisoning last night after dinner

All the counselors hate the waiters
And the lake has alligators
And the head coach wants no sissies
So he reads to us from something called Ulysses

Now I don't want this should scare ya'
But my bunkmate has malaria
You remember Jeffery Hardy
They're about to organize a searching party

Take me home, oh Muddah, Faddah
Take me home, I hate Grenada
Don't leave me out in the forest where
I might get eaten by a bear

Take me home, I promise I will
Not make noise, or mess the house with
Other boys, oh please don't make me stay
I've been here one whole day

Dearest Fadduh, Darling Muddah
How's my precious little bruddah
Let me come home if you miss me
I would even let Aunt Bertha hug and kiss me

Wait a minute, it's stopped hailing
Guys are swimming, guys are sailing
Playing baseball, gee that's bettah
Muddah, Faddah kindly disregard this letter

Couldn't resist this one.  Okay, last one... for today.

Sit on my face and tell me that you love me
I'll sit on your face and tell you I love you, too
I love to hear you oralize
When I'm between your thighs
You blow me away

Sit on my face and let my lips embrace you
I'll sit on your face and then I'll love you truly
Life can be fine if we both sixty-nine
If we sit on our faces in all sorts of places
And play, 'til we're blown away

edit: Monty Python

I'm just lonely and I'm just a friend.
I'm just a loner and I'm just new skin.
I'm a scapegoat and I draw white lies from red blood cells with cheap wine in them.
I take it all back: I'm an artifact.
I grow slowly because I'm a shoe in.
I fit loosely and I draw white lies with black lions in them and cheap ties.

So give me something to believe
Cause I am living just to breath
And I need something more
To keep on breathing for
So give me something to believe

The Bravery - Believe

Hello boys and girls,
This is your old pal Stinky Wizzleteats!
This is a song about a whale-NO!
This is a song about being happy!
It's the happy happy joy joy song!

Happy happy joy joy
Happy happy joy joy
Happy happy joy joy
Happy happy joy joy
Happy happy joy joy
Happy happy joy joy
Happy happy joy joy joy!

I don't think you're happy enough
That's right! I'll TEACH you to be happy...
...I'll teach your grandmother to suck eggs!
Now boys and girls, let's try it again

Happy happy joy joy
Happy happy joy joy
Happy happy joy joy
Happy happy joy joy
Happy happy joy joy
Happy happy joy joy
Happy happy joy joy joy!

Ifn' you ain't the granddaddy of all LIARS!
Mmmnthe little dritters of nature... they don't know that they're ugly...
That's very funny
a fly marrying a bumble bee...
I TOLD YOU I'D SHOOT!
BUT YOU DIDN'T BELIEVE ME!
WHY DIDN'T YOU BELIEVE ME?!

Happy happy joy joy
Happy happy joy joy
Happy happy joy joy
Happy happy joy joy
Happy happy joy joy
Happy happy joy joy
Happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy joy joy joy!

Dire Wolf collects his dues

while the boys sing round the fire   

Dont murder me....

_____________________________________________ ___-

You're dog keeps lickin my nose

Chewin' up all those letters

sayin' you better...

Ooh, I go swimming, swimming in the water
Swimming in the river, swimming in the sea
I go swimming
I go swimming, swimming in the water
Swimming in the pool, swimming is cool
I go swimming

I go swimming by Peter Gabriel

Can't explain, there's something strange about the early fall
It's comfort leaving me without a care
I remain but everything around me hears the call
And tonight I feel a change in the air

Clint Black

Who's to know if your soul will fade at all
The one you sold to fool the world
You lost your self-esteem along the way
Yeah

Good god you're coming up with reasons
Good god you're dragging it out
Good god it's the changing of the seasons
I feel so raped
So follow me down
And just fake it if you're out of direction
Fake it if you don't belong here
Fake it if you feel like affection
Woah you're such a -expletive- hypocrite

And you should know that the lies won't hide your flaws
No sense in hiding all of yours
You gave up on your dreams along the way
Yeah

Fish heads fish heads
Roly poly fish heads
Fish heads fish heads
Eat them up, yum!

In the morning
Laughing happy fish heads,
In the evening
Floating in the soup

Fish heads fish heads
Roly poly fish heads
Fish heads fish heads
Eat them up, yum!

Ask a fish head
Anything you want to
They won't answer
They can't talk

Fish heads fish heads
Roly poly fish heads
Fish heads fish heads
Eat them up, yum!

I took a fish head
Out to see a movie
Didn't have to pay
To get it in

Fish heads fish heads
Roly poly fish heads
Fish heads fish heads
Eat them up, yum!

They can't play baseball
They don't wear sweaters
They're not good dancers
They don't play drums

Fish heads fish heads
Roly poly fish heads
Fish heads fish heads
Eat them up, yum!

Roly poly fish heads are never seen
Drinking cappucino in Italian restaurants
With oriental women, yeah

Fish heads fish heads
Roly poly fish heads
Fish heads fish heads
Eat them up, yum!

"Can You Relate Too?" Small Town Sleeper

You seem to be doing well
Although its hard to tell
If you're really that stable
Now look into my eyes
You'll see its no surprise
I'm not one for the label
Well, all things said and done
Never thought you'd be the one
To say these things to me...

Hey you
Whats your name
I remember you
When your life was lame
I can see nothings changed


Thats about the time
That I walked away
And thought about the line
That I didnt say
Its sticking in my mind
Oh, but anyway
Can You relate too?
Wishing that you
Had your intelligence
At the perfect time
Of the incident
Now the moments gone
And thats how it went
Can You relate too?

She said...
Are you still alone?
Still writing Bitter songs?
I always thought you were crazy
Now I've found happiness
At the bottom of this glass
It drowns thoughts of you
Saying...

Hey you
Whats your name
I remember you
When your life was lame
I can see nothings changed

Yesterdays that are miles away
Lost emotions...
Jealous rage...
Better times...
Open minds...
Happy endings...
And lost lines...

Thats about the time
That I walked away
And thought about the line
That I didnt say
Its sticking in my mind
Oh, but anyway
Can You relate too?
Wishing that you
Had your intelligence
At the perfect time
Of the incident
Now the moments gone
And thats how it went
Can You relate too?

I've run out complicated theories

so now I'm taking back my words

I'm preparing for the breakdown

Your t-shirt lost its smell of you

and the bathroom's still a mess

Remind me why we decided this was for the best...

Because I miss your love

I know the distance is a factor

but I stretch as often as I can

I hope to reach your hands any day now

Please don't blame me for trying,

to fix this one last time

I have a hard time as it is

Because I miss your love

Don't act like you don't know me

It's still me, I haven't changed

I'll be here when you come back

And I miss your love.

Another of my Bob & Tom Favorites:

You're a beautiful girl
And your pants are on so tight
That when you stand just right
I can see it all

When you're on the beach
And your bikini's soaking wet
I see a fuzzy silhouette
As I look down below
I see your camel toe

Your biscuit, your beavage
I see your cooter cleavage
Your monkey, your muffin
You ain't hidin' nothin'
Your coochie, your flapper
You're showin' off your snapper

Your camel toe
It looks alright so baby let it show
Looks like a big taco
I see your camel toe
(Merci madame, voila le bearded clam)

I could really go
For a sideways sloppy joe
Or a tuna casserole
Baby don't you know

I never thought I'd see
So much of your anatomy
Your jeans are so tight
I'm learning gynecology
I see your camel toe

Your (labia?), your vulva
Ooh ya know i love ya
Your (edna?) vagina, nothin' could be finer.
It's furry, it's fluffy, lookin' kinda puffy.
Your camel toe
It looks alright so baby let it show
Looks like a big taco
I see your camel toe
(Merci madame, voila le bearded clam)

Your biscuit, your beavage
I see your cooter cleavage
Your monkey, your muffin
You ain't hidin' nothin'
Your coochie, your flapper
You're showin' off your snapper

Your camel toe
It looks alright so baby let it show
Looks like a big taco
I see your camel toe

I was singing this at work ALL day. But I LOVE this song, so it's all okay. (Go Ask Alice by Jefferson Airplane)

One pill makes you larger
And one pill makes you small
And the ones that mother gives you
Don't do anything at all

Go ask Alice
When shes ten feet tall
And if you go chasing rabbits
And you know you're going to fall

Tell them a hookah-Smoking caterpillar
has given you the call
Call Alice when she was just small
When the men on the chess board get up and tell you where to go

And you just had some kind of mushroom
And your mind is moving slow
Go ask Alice
I think she'll know

When logic and proportion
Have fallen SLOPPY dead
And the white knight is talking backwards
And the Red Queen's LOST her head
Remember what the dormouse said

Feed your head
Feed your head

"...just a product of the endless empty grind."