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Ice picks vs Screwdrivers

Pros/cons of each?

I'm thinking of switching to screwdrivers, and as another poster pointed out, they come in various sizes for all your stabby needs!

But something about ice picks seems classier.

*ponders*

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If you don't have good arm strength, then puncturing someone with a screwdriver would be much harder.

If you want to cause more pain, I'd suggest the dull screwdriver.

Original Post by moonikins:

If you don't have good arm strength, then puncturing someone with a screwdriver would be much harder.

If you want to cause more pain, I'd suggest the dull screwdriver.

 phillips, or flathead? and I need to do more upper body workouts! I'm quite interested in causing more pain.

see, it just brings more decisions. sometimes you don't have the luxury of thinking before you stab.

but then again, they are more accessible and sold in more places.

submit that an icepick just looks more intimidating. You could be wielding a screwdriver to fix the toaster, and no one would know to be afraid...but in absence of an ice sculpture, an icepick means business.

How bout a machete?

Original Post by hotrebeccainmesa:

How bout a machete?

 won't fit in my purse!

Original Post by kathygator:

submit that an icepick just looks more intimidating. You could be wielding a screwdriver to fix the toaster, and no one would know to be afraid...but in absence of an ice sculpture, an icepick means business.

 hmmm... !! Good point!

 

Original Post by crazydiamondchrysalis:

Original Post by moonikins:

If you don't have good arm strength, then puncturing someone with a screwdriver would be much harder.

If you want to cause more pain, I'd suggest the dull screwdriver.

 phillips, or flathead? and I need to do more upper body workouts! I'm quite interested in causing more pain.

see, it just brings more decisions. sometimes you don't have the luxury of thinking before you stab.

but then again, they are more accessible and sold in more places.

 The flathead would be harder to puncture with than a phillips. The phillips is rounded and sort of comes to a point.

Original Post by crazydiamondchrysalis:

Original Post by kathygator:

submit that an icepick just looks more intimidating. You could be wielding a screwdriver to fix the toaster, and no one would know to be afraid...but in absence of an ice sculpture, an icepick means business.

 hmmm... !! Good point!

 

 So, if want to sneak up on someone, use the screwdriver. If you want to intimidate and warn, carry an ice pick.

pffft

no brainer

icepicks

 

Original Post by watergirl:

pffft

no brainer

icepicks

 

 Please stay on topic. Where's the pros and cons?

Ice Pick

Pros:  Caffeine could be a decent counter agent to the vodka / quick action puncture motion

Cons:  While different flavors could make it interesting, tea mixed with any alcohol sounds kind of gross / not too multifunctional since most refrigerators have a ice cube dispenser

Screwdriver

Pros:  Lots of flavor varieties, full day's supply of vitamin C / multifunctional as both a weapon and a tool.

Cons:  Lot of sugar in most varieties, can be mistaken for punch and be overconsumed / wearing a white evening gown and wielding a screwdriver just doesn't look as glamorous

Santo for the WIN....again....

If you use a flat head, and make a quarter turn after you have gone in, you can really enlarge the wound coming back out.

But, for quick and tidy, definitely the icepick.

Original Post by moonikins:

Original Post by watergirl:

pffft

no brainer

icepicks

 

 Please stay on topic. Where's the pros and cons?

ICEPICKS IS MY ANSWER!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*throws icepick into foam forum wall*

You know what they say: If you love a thing mutilate it with an icepick. If it dies, it was never yours to begin with.

Psh...that's easy.  One of each!

Original Post by kathygator:

You know what they say: If you love a thing mutilate it with an icepick. If it dies, it was never yours to begin with.

 Hmmm, I may need to heed that advice.

 

Yikes Iggs!! I was keeeding!!!!!

Original Post by igloogal:

Original Post by kathygator:

You know what they say: If you love a thing mutilate it with an icepick. If it dies, it was never yours to begin with.

 Hmmm, I may need to heed that advice.

 

 BHAHAHAAAAHAHAA!

Original Post by kathygator:

You know what they say: If you love a thing mutilate it with an icepick. If it dies, it was never yours to begin with.

 heehehe

i vote for screwdrivers. not only do they come in various sizes, but classy ladies can get them to match their outfits!

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