"Your Privates"

How do you refer to your privates should that area come up in conversation for any reason.

I just call mine my "FuD" or "Foo Foo"

*please don't type anything vulgar* Thank you

trhawley - what's that, little buddy?

I call it China cause that's what I thought my older sister said when she was telling me about it. Now, it's just a fun, cute story.

So, depending on the situation, I might say "Take it easy....that's my fine china"

Usahana, more than likely what you're talking about is called a 'pubic mound' or 'pubis mons'. This is the area directly above your vagina (normally the area covered in hair). This will get smaller, to an extent. Underneath is mostly fatty tissue, which will go away with weight loss.

How much is simply hereditary.

usa, i would assume that when you lose weight overall, you will lose it from there too.

ehhhhhh...that's how I role.....

Phat Pum Pum is always agood thing....

Pum pum is how we say it in the islands... (pronounced Poom  Poom)

Isn't it awfully nice to have a Penis?
Isn't it frightfully good to have a Dong?

Original Post by jules817:

usa, i would assume that when you lose weight overall, you will lose it from there too.

We gain inches. We don't lose weight from our members, but we DO lose weight from the mound below (thus the increase in USABLE inches)

yes i meant that and outer l a b i a. i didn't mean to write vulgar excuse me, and thanks for the help. i hope i lose weight from there too.

Original Post by eddiepotter:

ehhhhhh...that's how I role.....

Phat Pum Pum is always agood thing....

 

Pum pum is how we say it in the islands... (pronounced Poom  Poom)

 or punani, cocobread, pokey, punash, cho cho, front, pums (all from the islands...)

oh man, we call it everything!!

When my daughter was little she mispronounced it "beediah" so we still use that word.

gina, vadge, yoni, va-hoo-ha, hoo-ha, cooter, pooter, poo-nanny, cootch, coochie, the little lady, dumpling, The Magical Girlie Portal of Pleasure and of course, va'jay-jay.

My boyfriend and my daughters named our mini-van "Princess Va'JayJay"

I've known someone to call it a fanooter.  (fuh-noot-er )

When I was little, Mommie taught us "front butt" and "back butt".  Ever since Alex heard that story, he always teases me and calls it a "front butt". 

"Aww, wittle Moly knicked her front butt while shaving?"

And about the shrinking cooter, mine is definitely not as plump as it was eighty pounds ago.  It's still chubby, just not round.

Original Post by bagga:

I tend to call a penis the male C word unless it's funnier to say penis

And my vagina is a vagina, unless I say who-ha, cuz vagina isn't usually funny, except for my gynecologist who thinks it's hilarious, the word that is not my particular vagina.

 am with you Bagga. The male 'C' word isn't used enough in the lexicon, IMO, and is one of my personal faves :D

Also for humor 'hootie-hoo area' seems to get a laugh.

Dislike 'junk'. Dunno why, just do.

LOL! 

Shrinking cooter....

Box.

As a child, my mother actually referred to the vagina as one's 'shame-shame'.
Not sure why I didnt grow up with sexual issues. 

No 'shame-shame' for my daughter. From day one, it was always 'vagina' but discovered I'd not covered the bases when she walked in on her dad and laughingly told me she'd seen his vagina. 

I dont think there's any funnier name than actual human names assigned to genitals.

(UK) womans Fanny and mans Willie

Our family used to call all of it bits, fun bits, tender bits, naughty bits. (male and female)

Lately, I have been calling it all gear.

Original Post by trhawley:

I use the same phrase the Skipper used when referring to Gilligan.

 Little buddy?  Really???? 

Is it my imagination or are men more prone to 'name' their gear than women? Women seem to make up pretend words to describe the area, men seem to want to assign the area its own personality and name.

Ho-Ho, Ikke-Ikke or plomme  girls

Banan or Dårlig ting for boys

But this is only for the little little kids, NOW my friend has me calling the girl's bits a 'giggidy' (like from Family guy), crotch cave, or flower pot

And the guys' bits are called either called a 'pocket proper', 'dingle hopper' (my friend just started calling it that since we've watched Little Mermaid together), or my guy friends usually boast it's called a 'mighty sword'....which is just silly. 

Horrible images of Tom smacking his hat on the head of his 'little buddy' in disgust shall haunt me.