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How do you refer to your privates should that area come up in conversation for any reason.

I just call mine my "FuD" or "Foo Foo"

 

 

*please don't type anything vulgar* Thank you

Ok, this is kind of funny, but I am Jewish we always called it a nish (for a vagina).  I think it's Yiddish??  I still love that term, and have forced my hubby and all my friends to call it that as well.  I personally don't like the word vagina, and agree with whoever said that the names we as humans have assigned to our genitals are the funniest!

I also think penis just makes it sound so small!!  It's like an insult (well, if I had one it would seem like an insult to me--lol!!).  I prefer the "d" and "c" words for male genitals.

Original Post by bagga:

Horrible images of Tom smacking his hat on the head of his 'little buddy' in disgust shall haunt me.

 I don't use a hat for discipline but he occationally gets a spanking.

Bagga! Honest-to-God-Laugh-Out-Loud

Original Post by kathygator:

Is it my imagination or are men more prone to 'name' their gear than women? Women seem to make up pretend words to describe the area, men seem to want to assign the area its own personality and name.

 

Yeah what's up with that? Like they sheath Excalibur somewhere in their boxer briefs.

Oh my something twice the size of the royal barge has just hoved into view.

 

CD, i think front butt is my favorite.

my coworkers are wondering what i am laughing at....

My friend refers to her clit as a button, only she pronounces it But-ton...I absoutely crack up when I hear someone say button now.  I just go with clit and vagina although I've heard kitty and va-jay-jay both of which make me think for a moment before I get the reference.

Excalibur. Ha!

 

Original Post by bagga:

Original Post by kathygator:

Is it my imagination or are men more prone to 'name' their gear than women? Women seem to make up pretend words to describe the area, men seem to want to assign the area its own personality and name.

 

Yeah what's up with that? Like they sheath Excalibur somewhere in their boxer briefs.

Oh my something twice the size of the royal barge has just hoved into view.

 

 they seem profoundly amused by chasing you around with their flashy attachments as well. are you supposed shriek in unmitigated terror, or simply compliment them on their dexterity?

Original Post by trhawley:

Original Post by bagga:

Horrible images of Tom smacking his hat on the head of his 'little buddy' in disgust shall haunt me.

 I don't use a hat for discipline but he occationally gets a spanking.

 It was only a matter of time...

#48 The thrust and parry of it all is great theatre.

Especially if said fencing master is clad only in black socks. Sorry should say 'business socks' since it is 'business time'.

 

Oh no...not business time.

I had to moan to keep from laughing in your face dear.

My daughter calls hers her kiki.  I have no idea how she came up with that.  My son calls them balls when he thinks I can't hear them and scoogies when he knows I can.  I'm a little partial to cooter myself.

Original Post by ptcmama:

I'm a little partial to cooter myself.

 *hands ptcmama the quote of the day award*

:P

ha ha ha well spotted jules Laughing

My favorite WAS 'nether region'. But I just looked it up: the abode of Satan and the forces of evil; where sinners suffer eternal punishment.

YIKES! I had no idea!!!Surprised

That's what I get for listening to Austin Powers.

petunia, or penelope.

damn...I love when spark and Jules are around....they're hotCool

Original Post by eddiepotter:

damn...I love when spark and Jules are around....they're hotCool

 right back atcha.

Oh, and for men, I like wang.  and peener and wenis.  hehe

I usually call it my bajingo.  Or nether regions (Chris1208, your definition makes me laugh and like calling it that even more lmao!).

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