"Your Privates"

How do you refer to your privates should that area come up in conversation for any reason.

I just call mine my "FuD" or "Foo Foo"

*please don't type anything vulgar* Thank you

Original Post by chris1208:

My favorite WAS 'nether region'. But I just looked it up: the abode of Satan and the forces of evil; where sinners suffer eternal punishment.

YIKES! I had no idea!!!

That's what I get for listening to Austin Powers.

 ha ha that is so funny I have called it that more than once, I'm with rachel I am for calling it that all the more

lol this thread is hilarious!!

hind quarters.

In order from most commonly used to least commonly used:

For male: Rod, dangly, hose, snake (stocking snake when discussing Christmas), wang, mighty sword

Female: Vag, down there, stinky lips

...Why is my male list so much more vast?

I'm shocked nobody said "Mr. Happy" yet.

How about words we HATE hearing describing "those"?  I, personally, want to smack my husband every time he says weener.  Nothing is more of a turn off than a guy walking up to you, flapping around his woo-hoo, and asking you to .. uh.. cuddle his weenern in your mouth?

I don't know, is suck too vulgar?

Agree with poster that said vagina sounds too technical unless in doctor's office.. and sometimes incorrect as in you can't see vagina in severe case of "camel-toe".

When speaking about that area in general conversation I jokingly refer to it as my "lady garden".

My hubby thinks this is hilarious, but he uses the same phrase!

Slappy the Slap Pepper. The name came from doing windmills in the high school gym locker room; inherent in the name is use of  onomatopoeia.

For women, it's usually The Hole that Never Heals. Or love, life, reason to live, LUNCH, Brunch, DINNER, BREAKFAST! MUHAHHA

My friends and I used to have a running joke about male anatomy.

"His lightsaber doesn't stay lit very long."

Original Post by glos2lv:

 When speaking about that area in general conversation I jokingly refer to it as my "lady garden". 

This is my favorite hands down!

From now on, its "my lady garden."

My least favorite term, (and DH Lawrence uses it quite a bit), is the ancient yet still vulgar ****, the other term I cannot stand is "gash."

For the past few years I quote Tina Fey and say "my business... my lady business"

For those who haven't seen the "woomba" skit, here it is.

Funny thread. :)

I call mine my "lady bits."

I've just remebered what we used to call mens bits "Todger"

Mine are "lady parts." The boyfriend giggles when I call it that, but it seems to work without making me completely lose my train of thought from my own giggleage. (Which happens when saying the girl c word, the more vulgar form of "kitty.")

BF calls his parts the boy c word, i usually use the d word, though.

Unless I missed it I notice no-one has mentioned their names for their boobs!

Ta-Ta's

Q HK

Original Post by andie-joe:

Unless I missed it I notice no-one has mentioned their names for their boobs!

Ta-Ta's

Q HK

I say "rack". They haven't lost weight along with the rest of me. Still not sure how I feel about that.

I wish mine hadn't lost weight, poof and they were gone!

my ex used to call mine "dessert"...my boobs were "pillows"

and i always liked funbags for boobs :)

My b/f calls everything my "tiny". Sometimes, I am not sure exactly what he is reffering to but most of the time I can figure it out in context.

I call mine tangy beaver of love

My best friend is a birth doula studying to be a midwife.  We were talking last week trying to find an appropriate word (even a made-up one) to represent the female genital area (internal AND external) to use with her patients during the childbirth experience. 

Vagina is an okay word except that it doesn't describe anything on the exterior of the body.  It also doesn't empower women, because it means "sheath", and during childbirth it is SO much more than just a holder for some man's "sword."

It needed to be not vulgar or overly-sexual, not archaic, and not childish.  She refuses to use "down there", or "bottom" as a lot of midwifery books refer to it ... she thinks (and I agree) that "bottom" sounds like your butt!!  So we polled some of our friends for suggestions.

Two keepers:

1.  bonnet (as in "check under your" hood of your car, or also "something that covers a baby's head" - my friends are weird ...)

2.  kushybunkin.  well, it couldn't possibly mean anything else.

I'm going to direct her to this thread, there are some great ideas here!!!

OH! and in answer to the original question, I tend to use "girl parts" most of the time.  And an online friend of MY friend refers to her husband's parts as his "delicious."  I thought that was too cute.