"Your Privates"

How do you refer to your privates should that area come up in conversation for any reason.

I just call mine my "FuD" or "Foo Foo"

*please don't type anything vulgar* Thank you

ooh i cant stand anything that is gash or slit.  cant stand it.  dont like the c word for girls either.  or the p word.  i dont vote with my vagina, but in other conversations, i usually use bits, down there, cootchie.  for boys, i use junk and bits a lot in casual convo.

i use penis a lot cuz it sounds so small and insignificant.  appropriate, n'est-ce pas?  the c word for boys is great cuz um you can feel it in the back of your throat.... and thats the context i use it in.  the d word is the same, but it's more of a biting hard against your teeth sound, so i use it more for insults than the other, but for a rough night....

yeah.  im strange.  dont steal my definitions, im known for the c word def.

Original Post by schnooder:

I call mine tangy beaver of love

Tangy? Who needs salsa and dip whern you have SCHNOODER!

Original Post by fortius:

Original Post by schnooder:

I call mine tangy beaver of love

Tangy? Who needs salsa and dip whern you have SCHNOODER!

hahahahhaha that was the cutest thing I have heard all day:)

Tostitos are out, im in.

I think Schnooder must date a guy who has a tube steak to dip in that special sauce ;)

Original Post by drea99:

I think Schnooder must date a guy who has a tube steak to dip in that special sauce ;)

hahahahah. delicious!

uh oh i think i missed the no vulgarity....

Oh god, i'm school aged, so all boys talk about is their "family jewels" or their "love stick"

when I'm with friends, I like vag or vajay-jay, or brazil. I also like bajingo and hoo-ha. My friend and her mom call it the sugar bowl, which always cracks me up.

When I was little my sister and I always called it front-butt too!

The plumbing.

Or, if in general, either indoor plumbing or outdoor plumbing.

Kat

Or, Ms. K...

Original Post by trustwomen:

For the past few years I quote Tina Fey and say "my business... my lady business"

For those who haven't seen the "woomba" skit, here it is.

Funny thread. :)

 

Weird that's a combination of our household's name for these things:

I call "it" my "lady parts" or "girls bits" and mens parts "wang". My husband calls both male and female parts "business".

My boyfiend says "your coochie," which is fine in itself, but he says it in this kid-like voice trying to be all cute.  And cute it is, but it makes me feel pedophilistic...

lol this thread is great. :)

My bf calls his whole general area his "wedding tackle"

I usually refer to mine as "my vag" [the g is pronounced as a j] and for boys I usually call it a pee pee!

Well, I  have 2 names for the boys.. It all the depends on what is in clear view..

Hello Mister.. If he is well blessed
& Junior.. If he is okay size.

My guy calls his "congo"

I have several names for both

Vagina: down there, vaj, kitty, or brittany

Penis: weenie, thomas, or bird ( I also like the c*ck word, but i dont know if that would be considered vulgar or not)

Look out jules and spark...slb537 is kinda
HOT....watch Ya Back....lol

yes, that she is! i'm not worried, there's plenty of eddie potter to go around i'm sure :)

Original Post by eddiepotter:

Look out jules and spark...slb537 is kinda
HOT....watch Ya Back....lol

I ain't skeered of cuties!  I make friends with them, they make good partners in crime ;)

helllll yeeeeah!!!!!!!

Depending on context and company, of course:

M:   Love missile, unit, thing, Wii, c & d words.

F:  vagina, P word, who-haa, girl parts.

Actually, in just talking about in "normal" conversation, I use the gender neutral "personal area."  It always seems funny to me.