"Your Privates"

How do you refer to your privates should that area come up in conversation for any reason.

I just call mine my "FuD" or "Foo Foo"

*please don't type anything vulgar* Thank you

Original Post by eddiepotter:

Anaconda

LOL! I'll have to remember that one!

my anaconda don't want none unless you got buns hon

finally! hee hee.

also am pleased the 'p' word has been put into play. it's the most succinct, unless one is not too scared to use the 'c' word. :)

and from "Forgetting Sarah Marshall"

What you don't need right now is to put your P in a V.

No, what I need right now is to B my L on someone's Ts.

I don't consider any of the terms I use to refer to genitalia as "vulgar" but some terms may not be allowed. 

**** is the most generic one, quick, simple, to the point. used in more private situations like w/my husband.

cooch is a lot like ****.  it seems to infer a sense of itchiness though. 

vagina is, of course part of the terminology used for conferring with my doctor.  with him also use urethra, clitoris, labia - minora and/or majora.

my favorite one is not really allowed here, but it sounds like wussy.

for the boys, i use penis, something that sounds like rock, and another word that is a guy's name that's short for Richard. 

The androgenous term is always genitals or genitalia. 

The backdoor is usually just that, the backdoor or something that rhymes with grass. 

the 'D' word if he's acting like one, the 'C' word if he's sporting one.

Original Post by kathygator:

the 'D' word if he's acting like one, the 'C' word if he's sporting one.

 Wow.  Totally agree, and so succinctly put.  *^5 KG*

Original Post by mspw:

I don't consider any of the terms I use to refer to genitalia as "vulgar" but some terms may not be allowed. 

**** is the most generic one, quick, simple, to the point. used in more private situations like w/my husband.

cooch is a lot like ****.  it seems to infer a sense of itchiness though. 

vagina is, of course part of the terminology used for conferring with my doctor.  with him also use urethra, clitoris, labia - minora and/or majora.

my favorite one is not really allowed here, but it sounds like wussy.

for the boys, i use penis, something that sounds like rock, and another word that is a guy's name that's short for Richard. 

The androgenous term is always genitals or genitalia. 

The backdoor is usually just that, the backdoor or something that rhymes with grass. 

I got censored!  LOL! Rhymes with swat.  Wonder why that was censored. 

Are we in grade school or something?  All this "C" word and "P" word is confusing me.  Funny how if you make a site "all-adult" its about nothing but sex!  Seems a bit contradictory to me. 

I can't say I've ever had the subject come up in general conversation! If I had to talk about it with a medical professional I'd use the correct terminology but it's not something I generally talk about outside the bedroom! Mine are my 'girly bits', and I must confess to 'Mr Happy' for DH.

I don't usually talk about it that much, but I've been known to say "vajayjay," "vag", "cooch", "coochie", "business", and "crotch."  I really say these words sarcastically more than anything else.  I know they are silly.  If I'm being serious I just say "vagina."

For men, I usually say dick, unless I'm around my boyfriend.  For some reason that seems so unladylike, so I usually just say penis or avoid talking about it altogether.

penis- thingy

vagina-private

breast-boobs

Original Post by mspw:

Are we in grade school or something?  All this "C" word and "P" word is confusing me.  Funny how if you make a site "all-adult" its about nothing but sex!  Seems a bit contradictory to me. 

We are using "C word" and "P word" cuz if we used the actual word, all you would see is **** and you wouldn't know what we were trying to say lol.

i'm not sure if a lot of these names should be used in a serious conversation lol...i dont know, i seem to remember hearing like on sports shows people talking about having a "groin injury" haha maybe that would work??

Vagina- Vagina, Vajayjay (thanks to Oprah. lmao.), The "P" word also used to describe a cat, "Down There," "My Area," "Cooch," ****, Snatch. LMAO.

Penis- Penis, The nickname for Richard, The other name for a rooster, "Your Thing," Sausage, Hot dog.

And numerous things, but those are mainly it.  

ya'll are freakin' hilarious!! the topics ya'll come up with! sheesh!

I use "down there" or ***** for females

I use "****" for guys... No further explanation needed.

My step-daughter came into my life when she had just turned 2 & her mom & dad both refered to it as a Coot.  When my nephew was little, he refered to his "stuff" as his whistle.  Dont ask me why.  I just remember him as a toddler playing tee ball in my grandparents yard & stopping mid-game to pee outside.  Memories......

There are curse words that I just flat out will not use-one being ****.  We say C U Next Tuesday.

Poor Coach_K.  Apparently it's a full time job just filtering this thread for profanity lol.

Keep up the good work coach!!

Smelly Susan the messy little muff with the prepetual nose bleed.

Original Post by fortius:

Smelly Susan the messy little muff with the prepetual nose bleed.

Perpetual??  You might want to see a doctor about that. :P