"Your Privates"

How do you refer to your privates should that area come up in conversation for any reason.

I just call mine my "FuD" or "Foo Foo"

*please don't type anything vulgar* Thank you

'tis true that it is not prepetual, but it sure seems that way when in a relationship. haha...

Original Post by usahana:

i have an even more embarrassing question. when i lose weight do you think i will lose some weight from my privates too? mine is so plump and i don'tknow where to find information about this. like when i see pics of n u d e girls their so flat i don't know why mine looks like this. i don't want to be rude i just have this question if you know where can i find info.

Yes, you will lose weight there too. 

First off, more cushion is better for the pushin', as they say.lol I seem to bruise pelvic bones more than I used to - men like a bit of padding to buffer those bones.

I lost about 200lbs and I found the flesh of my mound actually got saggy. I just asked the plastic surgeon to pull it up for me when he gave me my free tummy tuck. Worked well. After, I thought it was cute and got my hood pierced. lol Something that would never have been possible when I was big.

Another great thing is that when you lose the excess fat layer, it's easier for your clit to make contact during sex. I shouldn't have to explain why that is a good thing. lol

Cheers

Ladies.........

The best for me is "Summer Peach", no explination needed, and then the oh so wonderful word ****, **** the best thing god made.

The guys...........

Helong, Swantz, ramrod, powerrod, woody, joystick, bubbles, VIP.

Oops. I forgot to tell mine. lol

When I'm in a store trying to explain to the twit sales girls why I can't wear low rise it's usually, "Darlin', I'm a foot long from my belly button to MY GIRL - I want something that doesn't show off how I groom HER."

Or to my girlfriends, "Have you ever had half your PEACH fall asleep from sitting wrong in tight jeans?".

Original Post by tcuncensored:

Oops. I forgot to tell mine. lol

When I'm in a store trying to explain to the twit sales girls why I can't wear low rise it's usually, "Darlin', I'm a foot long from my belly button to MY GIRL - I want something that doesn't show off how I groom HER."

Or to my girlfriends, "Have you ever had half your PEACH fall asleep from sitting wrong in tight jeans?".

You should write a novel. I'm a fan of your prose.

Whoa the profanity filter is going strong! :P

Am I really the only girl who uses the word rhyming with punt? Side effect of growing up with boys, I suppose.

For guys, it rhymes with sock if they're using it & it rhymes with tick if they're being one.

I also forgot for the males region - schlong.

Haha this is my favourite topic of all time. I think have have too many conversations involving genitalia.

I call it my fud as well! Me and the OP seem to be the only ones....

For guys, if its a conversation about sex, its (rhymes with) sock or wick. If its just in general, its penis or knob. Actually has anyone said knob yet?

When my wee brother was young he and my mum called it his "toot"

Hahahaha...  Toot. I've never heard anyone else call it that.

My fiance's mom  calls the male part a "wiggy" or "wiggy woo." Haha.

This by far the BEST forum ever!  hilarious!

I personally HATE the p word for girls and everything else makes me lol.  I call it vagina, yes boring I know.

BTW-hood piercing - best one yet for me!  I am going back to get another one, hoop this time.  I recommend it to all!

oh wow....

I call my man part Moby.

Cooter or frou-frou I love this thread!

For the guys it's "penor" just because it sounds funny

My friend calls vaginas "ma-hee-hees."  Hilarious.  I go with vag, or lady parts, or something equally not clever.  I don't really have any code words for penis... :-(

I just use all the technical terms in school, though.  No fun.

For me, it's "Mr. Happy", for her "Hoo Ha"

"The Vagi Puff Jr." I don't know why, it's a combination of the technical word for my "part" and Scooty Puff Jr. from an episode of Futurama. It's just what I call it.

Gash seems to be the most regular word I use.

Or vag. One of my favorite saying when I'm annoyed with a female is "She needs a good kick in the vag!"

Although mine has a nick name - Trixie. Trixie Minge.

On the loosing weight side of vaginas, I remember the first time I could see mine when lying down. I was on a lie down sunbed (v.bad, don't use the any more) & looked down & was like "Oh hi...um...been a while, eh"

As for mens 'bits' my boyfriend did this animation that names a few. My favourite being "Y-front lump, stick of joy, hairy trouser toy". Embarrassingly I end up singing this at work -

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/335478

(PLEASE DO NOT WATCH IF EASILY OFFENDED. CONTAINS CARTOON NUDITY)

I either call it "the business" or just simply call it by what it is---a vagina.

Hahaha my best friends call it the "monster". Bahaha it's so hilarious, because they can be talking seriously and they'll still refer to it as "the monster".
:P

Vagina: Vag, Va-Jay-Jay, CoochieMaloochie, Hoo-Ha, yatzee, Crotchular~ as in "damn ya got me right in the crotchular!" lol no idea how that came about

Penis: Wanker, Wang, Schlong, humdinger, Peeper~ as in when the penis peeks through the hole of the boxers "We got a peeper!"

Boobs: Ta-tas, the girls, the twins, and my ex called them his "dirty pillows"..which bugged me because I'm always clean lol