The Basic Stats:

Age: 26 going on 80 (see below for further)
Education: 3.5 different colleges - graduated from one with a certificate.  Jack-of-all-trades-master-of-none syndrome.
Relationships: Very Happily Married for almost 2 years now :)
Goal: 131.1 or so (honestly, anywhere between 120 and 140 would make me happy)
Issues: Major Clinical Depression, Carpal Tunnel, Tendinitis, Osteoarthritis, non-standard badly placed bone spurs

Good stuff, huh?  I'm really not sure what else to put here.