Posts by melkor

Original Post by runesplendor:

Yah you shouldn't let her do that, Pavs.

I say that knowing full well if I had another I wouldn't put him down for about 2 1/2 years.

My brother discovered that I was hiding my nephew under my jacket and made me give him back when I was leaving after the last visit ;)

Original Post by runesplendor:

What'd I miss?!?

Oh, just comparing going on a 21 day sugar detox with going on a 21 day oxygen detox - both makes the same amount of sense ;)

Original Post by kelrantymus:

Original Post by runesplendor:

Anybody remember the trick with 3 quarters in a row and 2 dimes and in just two moves you make them Q D Q D Q but you can only move to the end or something?

How does that go?

*lines coins up* Ok....ready? Alright.....hang on....WHAT THE HELL IS THE FICUS DOING?!?!! *pockets coins when runey looks away*

Ta-da! Magic!

Ooh, neat trick! Now you only need to do that three bajillion more times so we can afford to buy New Zealand and turn it into Chatshire ;)

Original Post by runesplendor:

I don't gots anything to do right now.

I've been handing over the little I have to the other girl to make sure nobody thinks about letting her go before the end of the month.  And I can fake work better than she can.

I was supposed to have meetings this afternoon but shockingly they got cancelled.

I have one phone call and 2 emails to send out.  For the week. :(

Ah, I know - you're going to randomly call suppliers and ask them complicated questions about things they don't actually stock?

Original Post by washywishywasfulness:

Lucky!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I feel so much pressure to be "put together" that I sometimes have catastrophic meltdowns when my hair REFUSES to cooperate and my eyeliner only goes on squiggly and my face won't stop being blotchy and I look fat in everything. Also that might have happened this morning a little.

That seems like a suspiciously detailed description...

I suppose we'll have to make you a cybernetic replacement limb now that your own is on loan - should we include a new knee while we're at it?

Original Post by cellulitedelight:

And yes, a third and final addition to our family. 

Yay babies!

Original Post by cellulitedelight:

That's a TVFH?  The Very Fat Hippo? 

TheViewFromHere - and still with a perspective I value.

Hmm. I wonder if Flickr will take hard disc images as well?

 While I know some crazy low-carbers have been doing shots of olive oil and eating coconut oil by the spoonful, I still have intact taste buds despite years of black coffee.