Posts by mommakitty

Original Post by skylerreep:

Uh...why has no one else taken issue with the basic problem in this post?  Stop dieting.  A "diet" is a temporary change with temporary results.  Want permanent results?  Guess what!  You have to make a permanent change.

Exactly what I was going to say

You say you weigh it, so why convert it?  Enter the weight. 

Woah, woah, woah!  You don't say how old you are, but it is recommended that an adult female get a MINIMUM of 1200 calories per day.  Here you are beating yourself up with additional exercise; girlfriend, you are starving yourself fat. 

Well Ladies; is this R.I.P. for this thread?  It was fun while it lasted (like a man), but we are all moving on to bigger and better things (get your head out of the gutter Moochie)?  We can't seem to keep anyone here; this is pathetic.  BU is sad along with me .  Larry, darlin'-tell your Mum to keep in contact with us.  I'll keep checking in for what it's worth.   Damn you Queenie for deserting us!  PC

If all calories are only an approximation anyways, why worry about if you use 1/2 second spray or 1 full second spray.  This is just getting to anal for me. 

No, no Moochie!  You are not fat for the rest of your life!  That will make me fat for the rest of MY life, and when I have a heart attack it will be all your fault.  Norm is to lazy to move the TV into his bedroom.  I have offered to help him.  I don't know the air quality in there since most of his dirty clothes are now in piles in the living room (lounge).  It would be easier to get rid of DH than BU, but I suppose you would disagree with me on that one.  

My new classes are very simple compared to last term.  I had a hard time writing about e-coli and salmonella that someone else didn't already write about.  So I made a story about it instead.  How many times can one post about one topic with out getting tired of reading about the "facts"?  I've never been graded down for writing like this.  Actually I have been told that my imagination is appreciated. 

Check out "my friends" on Facebook and look at Norm from 1976.  He was sort of cute then.  God, what happened?  I think that this is his girl trolling picture when he is on some of his on-line smut sites.  I had to accept him as a friend on Facebook, simply because he would know if I didn't.  Now I can't write stuff about the roommate without him seeing it there.  At least he doesn't com here. I asked him the other night why he hadn't hooked up his "new computer".  He said he was lazy.  I really had to hold my tongue on that one.  Again, I offered to help move things around.  He was already 3-sheets to the wind when I offered that one.

All of my homework is done for this week.  I can't even look ahead to see what is coming up for next week.  Perhaps I'll clean my room tomorrow!  I finally got my suitcase (or is it valise?) unpacked from my trip.  I just re-read my last post and it seems that I was on a royal rant that night.  I still haven't heard anything about an apartment.  No news is good news, right ???   I don't know.  I should go check the mail (post) to see if I got a rejection there. 

Alas, no funny Norm stories so far since I've been home. He did let my sunflowers wither.  I'm trying to resuscitate them, but I believe they're hopeless.  He swore that he watered, but how come they look dead, when the ones in the neighbors yards seem fine.  LIAR!

Peace ladies.  Minx, where the hell are you? PC

You are wise beyond your years m'dear.  I chose the word "selective" because it sounded a bit less snobby.  Don't let stepmom dictate to you!  You are your own woman; intelligent and beautiful.   You have earned the right to be yourself.  If Mr. Right does fall out of the sky, ask if he has an older brother, or an uncle to send my way!  I'm afraid I wouldn't know what a Mr. Right is if it was tatooed on his forehead!  Please remember that one of the reasons for going for my visit (leaving here shortly), is to meet this Murrah guy that Mom and Dad think is "Mr. Right" for me...............(shaking head in total disbelief)  PC

Wind farm proposal?  Moochie it is everywhere in the US dollface!  My cousin, Claire owns one!  If I wasn't so burnt, and without the internet, I would send you links to her business.  (Only problem with cousin Claire is once you show a spark of interest in her crappola, progagands she will bombard you with everything that you never cared to know about. Don't mistake this as that I don't care about wind farming. Just that cousin Claire should not be the Queen.

Hey there woman, I am no hussie !  It is BU, not me!  Cute or not, they gots to pass the intelligence test!  Can you spell J-O-B??  Do you know what a J-O-B is?  Is your I.Q. higher than your shoe size?  Do you still refer to your Mum as Mommy?  Is your home address different than Mum & Pops? 

Bravo to you Minx for being selective on your men; but yes, you must spill the beans before rumors are created.  Just looking after your interests, friend.  (You know, it wouldn't come from me-BU might be a problem though.) Yes, yes,..... that's right.  It is BU's fault.   I think back and remember, two litters of kittens in about 1 1/2 years.   Who is the hussy now? Certainly not me!! (Larry, hike on Mum's leg for me, will ya?) 

It's just a bit past 10 and boober Norm will be home any minute.  Avoidance strategies are kicking in.  I despise that I have to resort to these tactics.  Mpph!  Please wish me well in this coming week.  This is not what I really wanted to be doing between terms, BUT, our parents are only around for a very short time.  Duty calls.  I do love them, so don't get me wrong.  We have very different opinions of what "Tonnie" should do. Cougat (PC) Ha, like you didn't know.   

Metabolic Types...Are you eating what you should?

First of all, click above.  Find out what type of eater you are.  I am a metabolic eater, and it is recommended that I eat 40% carbs, 30% fats, and 30% protein.  If you get worried about lacking in some nutrient, just click on analysis and you will see a pie chart that will show you how you are doing according to what you have logged.  There won't be any bells or alarms to let you know that you've overdone it on the carbs, etc; but you can keep track easier and can know with confidence what your next meal should contain.  Using that link above along with what CC recommends, you should be able to chart your journey a bit easier.  Good luck to the both of you!

Oh, the humiliation Larry!  You can't even take a crap in private?  The visuals are disturbing Moochster!  Wait until the next time he takes you for a walk!  He'll probably trip you up then lift his leg to pee on you while you're down! (LOL).  Sorry, that is just too funny! Glad for the weight loss for you though.  A bike; I only wish.  (I hate borrowing the pick-up with out permission.  Does car theft ring a bell?)  I don't go far, only to Walmart when BU needs food.  Everything else can wait.  It's only in a BU emergency.  (if I keep telling myself that enough I'm going to believe it pretty soon ).

I was able to check my chemistry grade even though the grade isn't posted yet.  I am 99.99% sure I will end up with a solid B.  Not a B- or a C+ like I first suspected.  Woo hoo!

Minx-way to go with the weights!  I am so happy for you that you won't spend your next years and into your 30's & 40's being overweight.  You kind of develop a shell of protection when you get the "God, she's fat" look.  Mooch, what do you think?  Minx should become the Queen, since ours has not bothered to show her royal arse lately?  Where ever she is I wish her well.

For the first time in 2 months the temperature is supposed to get down into the low 70's.  I am so tired of smelling like a sweaty pig after sitting at the computer most of the day.  I almost wish I could pass some gas, just to get the air moving around here. 

I've spread my joy for tonight.  6 days before I leave town to visit with Mom & Dad.   Please, please God, let this be a good visit and not one that makes me crazy(ier).  Kisses to Larry from BU.  She's very sad about your accident Larry.  ~PC