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yep, honestly. just say a random comment that's going hrough your head at the moment. it can be funny, serious, silly, risque, or anything you want. and you can post as many times as you want.

 

i really have to pee.

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Original Post by santonacci:

Original Post by hkellick:

Original Post by frothbeast:

For every animal you don't eat, I am going to eat three.

Lots of calories in most animals. I can't imagine that's a good way to lose weight.

 He didn't specify the animal.  It may be possible with the right size varmint and prep method.

Now, that's f-ing funny!

Original Post by frothbeast:

My good friend Maddox convinced me to eat an extra animal for the animal's sake.  Meat eaters generate new life that wouldn't have existed in the first place.

So for every animal you don't eat, I'm going to eat 3.  One for me and one for you, and one for the animals.

Dry humor, my favorite, just knew you had to be a Canuck.

I need a nap.

It's Monday and my brain has already imploded.

 

I dreamt I was naked at a public pool last night, an employee said "Did you know it's not nude day?  I will get you a paper bathing suit." 

My boss was standing outside at 8:01 this morning as I was walking across the parking lot. He glanced at this watch. So I haven't done any work yet just to pay him back for being an a$$.

$90 for a Chinese buffet for 4 people is ridiculous, even for Disney World.  Thanks for ruining my evening, "most magical place on earth"!

I like mittens.
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i wonder how a certain texan in the white house hasn't been assassinated yet...

Original Post by imtkain:

i wonder how a certain texan in the white house hasn't been assassinated yet...

Better chance if it's by "friendly fire."

Original Post by imtkain:

i wonder how a certain texan in the white house hasn't been assassinated yet...

Two words:  Dick Cheney.

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ISO:9001 can very tedious.

What in the world was I thinking changing my password, the day before the weekend, when I only slept for an hour and a little hung over...

How am I going to get that message now... ugh!!! 

For every animal that you eat, I'm not going to eat four.

and i get to choose what kind of animal i don't eat on your behalf

If you had meat at breakfast, then I'm not going to eat a skunk, a snail, a kangaroo or a tufted titmouse

funkerdunkyfunkerballs
Original Post by moodymomma1977:

funkerdunkyfunkerballs

What the heck *IS* that in your userpic? It freaks me out.

that's me ...silly!

I shaved my face, butt, legs and chest... grew my hair and put on some make.  you like?
Original Post by moodymomma1977:

that's me ...silly!

I shaved my face, butt, legs and chest... grew my hair and put on some make.  you like?

*shivers* Freaki.

mooseknuckle floorbuffer.

 

I have a vintage cell phone with the original snake on it.

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