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yep, honestly. just say a random comment that's going hrough your head at the moment. it can be funny, serious, silly, risque, or anything you want. and you can post as many times as you want.

 

i really have to pee.

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Original Post by bagga:

Is it so hard for you to grasp that my vintage hot pink go-go boots are never out of style?

 *steals bagga's go-go boots*

*runs away*

wake me up before you go-go

Anyone see where I left my boots?

Who were you "knocking" them with?

Who's bed have they been under?

*puts on Bagga's boots*

*struts down the sidewalk*

How would you lookup a name in a Chinese phonebook?

Man who stand on toilet, high on pot.

I found God on the corner of First and Amistad

SSS it's the boots...god's been after them for an eternity, well since I won them in poker an eon or two ago.

I stole them fair and square...he'll never take them from me!

The sea takes what the sea wants. 

You said it, man. Nobody f*cks with the Jesus.

I would do Fu*k-Me-Jesus!

Like I haven't heard that before.

Heard it? Schitt shnitz, you invented it!

Buddy Christ is my buddy...but Chuck Norris is my God.

Schlemiel, schlimazel, hasenpfeffer incorporated!

Please Mr. Custer, I don't wanna go
Listen, Mr. Custer, please don't make me go
There's a redskin waitin' out there, just fixin to take my hair
A coward I've been called, cuz I don't wanna wind up dead or bald

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