just say a random comment.

yep, honestly. just say a random comment that's going hrough your head at the moment. it can be funny, serious, silly, risque, or anything you want. and you can post as many times as you want.

i really have to pee.

Phone In Punchbowl? That's not even on the schedule!

Two little Indians left all alone. Two little Indians all others gone. No buffalo to hunt, no tribe to lead. What will they do for fun.....oogaboogaloobalooooo!

73 men sailed up

From the San Francisco Bay

Rolled off of their ship

And here's what they had to say:

"We're callin' everyone to ride along

To another shore

We can laugh our lives away

And be free once more."

Eleanor Rigby picks up the rice in the church where a wedding has been,
Lives in a dream.
Waits at the window, wearing a face she keeps in a jar by the door,
Who is it for?

What's it all about, Alfie?

Original Post by bagga:

Heard it? Schitt shnitz, you invented it!

I keep telling people that, but they won't believe me.  At least you know, bagga.  Thanks for spreading the word. 

There seems to be an alien pubic hair in my gin. Never seen it before in my life! Have you?

Bagga, the aliens are probably staking you out just waiting to abduct you and stick you with a probe!

Nah, you see they've been tracking the hot pink boots and sharpshootingstar been wearing them in chat.

So is that a probe in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Chuck Norris abducts aliens.

Chick Norris probes aliens with a roundhouse kick right up the whazzu.

Girl Scouts are scammers...  They join the scouts and then make their parents do all the work.  After their parents have sold 300 boxes of cookies, the little girl gets the badge.  The are supposed to learn the value of hard work, all they learn is how to pass the buck.  Way to go America!

Girl scouts, creating managers by the handfulls...

Aliens vs Predator. It doesn' matter, Chuck Norris wins.

Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

The "Big Bang" really happened when Chuck Norris lit a fart.

"Mark it Zero" *pulls a pistol out of his bowling bag* "Mark it ZERO!!!"

“IMMA EAT MY MEATLOAF WITH LAWN FORK!”

Boys will be boys...

I wish I had an interactive tv so that I could actually taste the stuff they make on that Top Chef show.