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yep, honestly. just say a random comment that's going hrough your head at the moment. it can be funny, serious, silly, risque, or anything you want. and you can post as many times as you want.

 

i really have to pee.

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They shoot the breeze.

Never was there a more happier crew, than them what sings Chim Chim Chiree Chim Chiroo! Chim Chim Chiminy Chim Chim Chiree Chim Chiroo...

We all prisoners, chickee-baby.  We all locked in. 

Huh.  A couple of weirdos, Guinevere.

*fart*

Gimme back my sock, you goat bastard!

There's a bathroom on the right.

and clowns to the left

ahhhhhh...bagga bagga bagga.....Wink

I put my sandwich down for just a second to get the remote and it disappeared.  *looks suspiciously at dog who lowers head and tucks in tail*

"In a hospital bed on the outskirts of town
Lay an old gray man in a soiled white gown.
His hair was all wispy, his eyes were a blank.
His breath came in spurts from an oxygen tank.
The nurse hovered near, and so did the Reaper.
But which had the number to his private beeper?"

Stuck in the middle with you

Ah, now there's a naughty bit o' crumpet!

Wessssssssssst!

Open sesame!

(pause)

Well, I've done all I can do.

I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take this anymore!

We seem to be made to suffer. It's our lot in life.

The site seems to think I'm posting in a foreign language so I have to put in this preamble...

"eets lykea baybees uam oldeen an auppool"

You speak with a heathen tongue and must be stopped.

Original Post by mspw:

The site seems to think I'm posting in a foreign language so I have to put in this preamble...

"eets lykea baybees uam oldeen an auppool"

 Ut-way are-ya oo-ya aying-say?  Ifferent-day anguage-lay?

Original Post by mspw:

The site seems to think I'm posting in a foreign language so I have to put in this preamble...

"eets lykea baybees uam oldeen an auppool"

Translation:  It's like a baby's arm holding an apple. -- Nigel Powers, Goldmember

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