Randomly offensive post

Mild judgmental statement about potentially sensitive group. Qualifying statement, poorly phrased. Friend of a friend story using bold type for emphasis. Unintentional insult of second group.

Question requiring validation of poster?

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Sandy< slightly confused, offended, but feeling general agrement with post. :)

Closing the subject that should never have gotten so out of hand.  Expecting nobody to answer anymore.

(I'm literally laughing my head off... uh, ok, not literally.  But laughing a whole lot.)

Sandy< Ignors request from poohb to discontinue post! :) Begins new topic, confusion grows......

i think all people who are on this site are just weird.. and by weird i mean that people just aren't what thye should be because they want me to be different and things well.. my sister's brother in law's best friends cousin said once that people with opinions are weird

don't you agree?

~obsidyan

let the sudo-flame war BEGIN!

edit:  p.s. did i get the formula right?  heheh.. :)

Assuring everyone that Ob didn't mean anything offensive by calling us all weird - what a generalization it appears to be - but don't worry b/c she meant well.  Rephrasing her last post so it's PC by my standards.  Closing the subject again.  Adding some smileys so everyone knows I'm being friendly.

~~ this is too much fun  ~~

responding to poohb that i didn't mean anything unpc by my origional statement.. but that i will stand by it if anyone dares to challenge me on it.  and everyone can kiss my booty if they don't like it. 

omg.. i'm slap happy.. gotta go to bed.. i'll rant and rave to the hubby about our weirdness then sleep and be right back on tomorrow feeling guilty for calling everyone weird.. the circle of life is complete.. :) 

g'night all!

oh, by the way saroful, thanks for your hug's.

you're welcome, izzi, anytime.

I was SO not expecting this post to still be at the top of teh chart hours later when I got home from shopping.  mwahahaha!

redefining weird so that it fits poohb's standards better, implies that sandy might be linked to original topic via random other post from two weeks ago that nobody else has read.

Sandy< checks post to see if she has won the popularity contest. Appologizes for rant. Condtridicts herself. places brown paper bag over head.

Words of praise for fish food.

(Who gets that reference??)

*falls over laughing*

fence sitting statement designed to placate all sides.

attempt at joke that comes out just as offensive

attempt to back pedal.

overly detailed explanation of how this does not apply to him, for he is a man.

validation of the feelings/opinions of the original person posting message.  Explanation as to why it is inappropriate and misunderstood.  Diplomatic attempt to reach a common ground with both sides of argument.  Rambling on for far too long with a statement or anecdote.  Attempt to clear up misunderstanding.

(Very funny Saroful.  Bravo! )

attempt to clear the air.. but inadvertantly calling people on this site narrow minded twits.. don't appologize for my origonal statement or this new one and wander off to post equally offesive material on other threads just to keep the flames fanned and encourage more people to join in on this flame war.

bumping post back to the top where it will get more attention and people will just become more angry and annoyed with me..

continue to rant about the same thing over and over screaming secretly on the inside  "I WANT ATTENTION.. WHY WON'T PEOPLE PAY ATTENTION TO ME"

mwahahaha

Threaten to leave. Complain how things were better "in the old days". Barely obscure reference about certain people's behaviors. Continued whining and bitching.

Threaten to leave once more.

Reads post. Starts off confused, then gathers a general understanding. Wonders if members of site needs mental help, pauses to ponder the though a few moments longer, wonders if he himself needs mental help......ponders.......ponders, decides to contribute to the confusion. Carefull how he words his post. No bold type should be used, but realises he is a smartass and needs to. Goes back and fixes post to show he is a smartass. Decides it is good enough, decides he wants to read other post.

Begging Erik to please delete this thread.

(back to reality for a sec - Erik, please don't really delete it, I'm burning calories laughing  ;) )