Randomly offensive post

Mild judgmental statement about potentially sensitive group. Qualifying statement, poorly phrased. Friend of a friend story using bold type for emphasis. Unintentional insult of second group.

Question requiring validation of poster?

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The approximate modal time for revival (it's actually kind of the median of the mode, if that makes sense) of past posts we all thought were forgotten is 2 weeks.  Happy Friday!

random tack on mentioning in-jokes (read: kilt) from other post that has no bearing on this post whatsoever.

Comment about your mother, followed by dramatic, demanding questions as to why I am being persecuted by taunting remarks.

Returns same questions back to questioner. Suggests issue has nothing to do with anything that has previously been mentioned, but rather is a symptom of a root problem.

Corrects everyone's spelling and grammar with a long rant suggesting that the other posters slept through English class in grammar school.

Long post in which previous poster is thanked for grammar and spelling corrections, historical details previously ignored or unknown by first, second, fourth, and eighteenth poster are provided, and ire at blatant stereotypes put forth is all too thinly veiled, though attempt at balanced language was attempted.

Snarkly friends only journal entry to follow.

Paranoid remark about how the friends only journal entry is probably about me.  Complaint about being picked on again.  Posts long ago posts to prove point about martyrdom.  Kicks dog, then explains being attacked by pack of wild dogs in childhood, thereby harboring valid and appropriate disdain for dogs.

Assurance that friends only post is not about previous poster, but is about the subject at hand. Unexpressed thought to be added to journal entry later.

Anecdote about overcoming dog phobia and links to sites for help.

Attempt at amusing query regarding motivation of thread starter.

u ppl r vicious, wicked, smart alek wisecrakers! All of y'all. (holds back hands to prevent filling out saro's entire template.)

*rolling on a floor laughing*

really long reply to put my own 2 cents in and feel special. appreciation entailing on amusing twenty minutes of my time followed by sucking up to athena so she'll befriend me and I can read her friends-only post.

too funny...
 
i actually have to go to the bathroom now

fervent plea that we all just get along.

FERVENT!

Comments that we could get along if only others would stop commenting on my behavior.  The dog had it comin', I'm tellin' you!  Why can't you people see that?!  Rant about all I do around here that goes unappreciated.  Snide remark about how the journal wouldn't need to be friends only if it weren't about ME ME ME!

*LMAO PIMP!!!*

Angry rant threatening to track down the dog kicker and report them to the ASPCA for cruelty.  Six links to animal cruelty prevention websites.

**my dog who is getting the play-by-play about the dog kicker from me comes over and sits and gives me a sad doggie look and rests his muzzle on my lap**

Sympathetic dog lovers gang up on kicker. Intentional bashing ensues. More links. More bashes. Major CC drama ensues. Hijacker says something random and witty. Posters find another thread.

Provides links to other people's journal showing that I wasn't the one who started it.  Made comment in my journal on something I wasn't supposed to see but someone shared with me anyway.  Felt justified and admonished not to tell Erik, that he was way too busy for you offended types.

makes long list of accolaides and other suck up techniques to get athena to befriend me so I can snoop.

please just ask me if i get a rat's petootie ~ i'm just dying to tell someone in no uncertain terms!

**takes bait**

ok, united, do you give a rat's a$$?