RANT: I hate Zombies...

....with their slack-jawed, soulless expression. That creepy way they have of shuffling after you as if, oh yeah, sure, you're going to let them eat your brain. Their lateral motion sucks, they can't run, they don't even realize they're mobile half the time.

And why would anyone waste time reviving the dead, anyway? Seems like there are many many more interesting spells one could cast were one so inclined. What's so darn useful about a zombie?

Admittedly they do your bidding, but is the stench, the stigma or the potential they'll run amok and take over the planet really worth the occasional iced-tea and sandwhich you can make them bring? That is if they can manage to hold the plate level.

Zombies are stupid.

aw.  and all this time i thought you liked me. ;(

*sets down plate of sammiches and pitcher of iced tea, spilling both*

*wanders off*

Why all the hate on these forums lately?

It was either a rant about rants or a rant about zombies. ;D

  But Kathy, how can you hate such musical gems as "Time Of The Season" and "She's Not There" !!??

I mean, that's like, golden rock and roll right there.  British Invasion!

*re-reads*

Oh...nevermind.  You're speaking of the other kind of zombies.

My zombie ran away and started hacking electronic traffic signs

I may be in a bit of legal trouble now.

Precisely my point. All that servitude hardly seems worth it now, does it?

But it's too late to say you're sorry
How would I know, why should I care?

My zombie can beat up your zombie

i am a non-violent zombie

but i am caffeinated and thus faster than your zombie

You aren't a zombie, nomo, you are far too lucid and cunning...

Maybe you are a loupe garoux, but you're no zombie.

d'oh!

my cover is blown

now you know why you never see me around here when there's a full moon

*runs off*

*howls*

..oh and thanks for earworm, Laura & Mac. 'Preciate it.

My brother-in-law is a Leviathan.

(Yes that really is my brother-in-law.)

I like zombies because they always make me feel that at least my hair looks better than theirs.

Original Post by kathygator:

..oh and thanks for earworm, Laura & Mac. 'Preciate it.

See?  And you blame all the evil in the world on zombies.

Original Post by trhawley:

My brother-in-law is a Leviathan.

(Yes that really is my brother-in-law.)

 Better than being a Juggernaut, I suppose.

If it pays scale, why not?

I do too.  That's why I got divorced.

*does the Thriller dance*

Original Post by trhawley:

My brother-in-law is a Leviathan.

(Yes that really is my brother-in-law.)

 Personally, I prefer vampires.