RANT: I hate Zombies...

....with their slack-jawed, soulless expression. That creepy way they have of shuffling after you as if, oh yeah, sure, you're going to let them eat your brain. Their lateral motion sucks, they can't run, they don't even realize they're mobile half the time.

And why would anyone waste time reviving the dead, anyway? Seems like there are many many more interesting spells one could cast were one so inclined. What's so darn useful about a zombie?

Admittedly they do your bidding, but is the stench, the stigma or the potential they'll run amok and take over the planet really worth the occasional iced-tea and sandwhich you can make them bring? That is if they can manage to hold the plate level.

Zombies are stupid.

If I had to choose, I think I'd take a vampire over a zombie.  Most of them seem to be better looking as well..

You need to remember, becoming a zombie is not a lifestyle choice.  It's something you're born --er, rose from the dead--- into. 

At least you don't need to remind zombies to put the seat down in the bathroom.  That's one point in their favor.

*is a zombie for the first half hour of her morning*

brains...

I prefer vampires as well.

Although this zombie is pretty good.

i would take a vampire over a zombie any day.

either brad pitt in "interview with a vampire", or edward cullen will do.

You know what I hate?  Fast zombies.  It's like all the horribleness of a regular zombie, only now you can't outpace them simply by power-walking away from them. 

Original Post by glinda:

I prefer vampires as well.

Although this zombie is pretty good.

 I'll take that vampire with a couple of zombies to go.

Original Post by kathygator:

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And why would anyone waste time reviving the dead, anyway? Seems like there are many many more interesting spells one could cast were one so inclined. What's so darn useful about a zombie?

I am suspicious the wandering Jehovah Witnesses may just be Zombies doing recon.

Original Post by hobo_bob:

You know what I hate?  Fast zombies.  It's like all the horribleness of a regular zombie, only now you can't outpace them simply by power-walking away from them. 

 Seriously, this just made me laugh out loud.  The mental picture of you trying to power-walk away... bwaaahahaha!

Of course, this Zombie puts on a great concert. I had front row center once years ago! Cool.

Actually what really gets on my nerves are those killer dolls.  Every time I see one I just have to kick it as hard as I can against a wall just to see how many pieces it breaks into.

Original Post by hobo_bob:

You know what I hate?  Fast zombies.  It's like all the horribleness of a regular zombie, only now you can't outpace them simply by power-walking away from them. 

 Precisely! It wasn't bad enough that we had to deal with slouching, club footed abominations - now we also have to deal with mutated, viral zombies, as well.

Chef was right "Zombie b*****ds!"

Original Post by starlitocean:

i would take a vampire over a zombie any day.

either brad pitt in "interview with a vampire", or edward cullen will do.

 Sadly...now that I have joined the dark side,  I, too have a crush on Edward....the book Edward moreso than the movie Edward.

Original Post by caverlady:

Actually what really gets on my nerves are those killer dolls.  Every time I see one I just have to kick it as hard as I can against a wall just to see how many pieces it breaks into.

 I know! I mean, come on. They have those tiny little arms - the wrists barely clear the top of the head - you're telling me you can't drop kick one of those little deviants into the drink?

And dolls aren't even scary.

Now clowns on the other hand......

Original Post by glinda:

And dolls aren't even scary.

Now clowns on the other hand......

 EWWW Clowns..with that fake smile painted on their faces...

**shudders**

or worst still....Chimp Clowns...

That is just frightening.

Really.

While we're on the topic of supernatural beings that are scary but really pretty harmless, what about ghosts?  I mean, they could TRY to grab you, but they'd go right through you.  The worst they can do is give you a nasty cold.

It must be frustrating being a ghost.  

Now I'm depressed.