RANT: I hate Zombies...

....with their slack-jawed, soulless expression. That creepy way they have of shuffling after you as if, oh yeah, sure, you're going to let them eat your brain. Their lateral motion sucks, they can't run, they don't even realize they're mobile half the time.

And why would anyone waste time reviving the dead, anyway? Seems like there are many many more interesting spells one could cast were one so inclined. What's so darn useful about a zombie?

Admittedly they do your bidding, but is the stench, the stigma or the potential they'll run amok and take over the planet really worth the occasional iced-tea and sandwhich you can make them bring? That is if they can manage to hold the plate level.

Zombies are stupid.

but they are still not real :L

Original Post by dadivan:

but they are still not real :L

Is that supposed to make me feel better?  Some people are so insensitive....

I've always preferred the slow-moving zombies myself. They're a hoot to play Frisbee with.

If a zombie wrote a love song, it would probably go like this ...

Man, I have to deal with zombies for the first hour of every shift.  More if the coffee isn't ready right away. 

Or how about Obama's Elf?

Who's creepiest? 1) Dolls:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YJkP2C8Bg6Y

2) Clowns:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pwpsCgXJ8Hg

3) Or this thing:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u6wDuRoLO4o

How can you be so full of it!?!  Zombies ROCK!

Zombies are useful, we can learn something from them.

I bought that for my bf and it's changed the way he views the world!

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/1400049628/r ef=pd_luc_sim_01_01

is SOOO much better.

Did you know zombies are real?

They are real, they are!

Have a good look at your coworkers; half of them are zombies!

That's why I bought a zombie alarm.

There are other ways to spot them though. 

Zombies

• have very slow metabolisms 
• don't eat carbs
• walk a lot
• hog the treadmills
• avoid the pool

Of course zombies are real. Why else would they make dolls of them?

They're still stupid.

Stupid zombie b*st*rds!

Original Post by simwaves1:

Of course zombies are real. Why else would they make dolls of them?

just watch out when they attack!

hee hee...here you go amethyst...

ok kristie is just now catching up - great rant gatorgirl

so snapshot (like post #2 or 3) it was your zombie who did this?

Zombies eh? When my college had a black out and everything went black suddenly, my very first thought was "OH SHI- zombies..." :D

Anybody read World War Z or Zombie survival guide?? I can't stand zombie movies (or any scary movies for that matter) because I don't like getting killed by zombies! ex. 28 days later was like my nightmare come true...

I read/own both.  :-)

Original Post by watergirl:

ok kristie is just now catching up - great rant gatorgirl

so snapshot (like post #2 or 3) it was your zombie who did this?

 

 

 Hehe!  That pic never gets old  :p