RANT: I hate Zombies...

....with their slack-jawed, soulless expression. That creepy way they have of shuffling after you as if, oh yeah, sure, you're going to let them eat your brain. Their lateral motion sucks, they can't run, they don't even realize they're mobile half the time.

And why would anyone waste time reviving the dead, anyway? Seems like there are many many more interesting spells one could cast were one so inclined. What's so darn useful about a zombie?

Admittedly they do your bidding, but is the stench, the stigma or the potential they'll run amok and take over the planet really worth the occasional iced-tea and sandwhich you can make them bring? That is if they can manage to hold the plate level.

Zombies are stupid.

*bump* Proof against Michachu's assertions that zombies are the way....