Would you rather?

This is a great game.

1. Answer question of previous post, then add a question of your own.

2. The more rediculous the choice is, the better the game!

I ll start it off.

Would you rather...

Have popcorn constantly popping in your underwear

       &nb sp;               &nb sp;     or

Have an uncontrolable urge to yell BACON BACON I LOVE BACON!!! before you eat or drink anything.

Yelling "I love Bacon" - the popcorn thing sounds dreadfully uncomfortable.

Would you rather:

Eat a large bowl of whole jalepenos

or

a large bowl of fried crickets?

Are the amputated finger and loss of olefactory senses connected? sounds like trauma while picking yuor nose!

id say finger cause sense of smell will affect taste.

would you rather have 3 legs or 2 heads?

Three great looking legs, please...two heads would eat twice as much and I can't control the ONE I have now

Would you rather have awful athlete's foot and live in the tropics where everyone wears sandals all the time or have leprosy on your hands and be a politician?

Nose like pinoccio! ---> could do without the hairs though :) 

 Would you rather spend a month in a bed full of worms,

OR

lose complete functionability of your eyebrows forever? (meaning you would have no control and when you are trying to be serious they would make you look surprised or mean, etc) LOL

 ?

Month in a bed of worms, long as I don't have to be naked LOL

Would you rather

Lose your sight for a day

or

Go without the internet for a month?

lose my sight for a day...it would be an incredible experience (so long as i knew i was getting it back).

 jump of 5 story building onto a trampoline or live in a submarine for a week?

any book/magazine/newspaper.

would you rather never be able to leave your house again, or live on the streets? 

never walk again -- I can't imagine not being able to hear my kids voices again.

Would you rather eat nothing but peanut butter for the rest of your life or eat nothing but jelly?

Nothing but the peanut butter Jiffy Creamy good stuff.

Would you rather spend 4 years building match stick houses nonstop and have them go up in flames before you can snap the picture of the New Matchstick land central plaza

or

Would you rather spend 4 years building a very complicated and intricate dominos layout and before you can get the proof of your outstanding achievement on film the fuse domino falls causing a beautiful chain reaction that you don't get to see?

Would rather spend 4 years building a very complicated and intricate dominos layout. I would have knocked it over so many times in the fours it took to build.

Would you rather:

Sky dive off CN Tower (without parachute) or snorkel dive in a blood filled vat of sharks for the treasure of a lifetime (could be a bag of chips,  lots of money, whatever your vice is)?

Snorkel dive with the sharks. At least there is a chance I would live.

Would you rather (courtesy of my roommates from 12 years ago when we used to constantly play this game):

• Lick a New York City Subway car pole from top to bottom, followed by a nice lick of the Subway car floor

OR

• Wear a New York City homeless bum's dirty underpants as your own for a day.

Wear a New York City homeless bum's dirty underpants as my own for a day... you could always flip them over or wear them over something else.

Would you rather:

Your fingers be cut off after having been caught stealing

or be falsely accused of murder and spent the rest of your life in jail.

Do you really think turning the underpants inside out is going to help!! LOLOLOL!! Also I said you had to wear them as your own, so this means against your bare skin!! Hahaha.

I would rather be falsely accused of murder because my family would tirelessly try and get me out and at least I would know the truth.

Would you rather:

• Have your nose area turn into that of a cat (whiskers and all).
  
• Have your ears turn into that of a donkey
  

Little kitty nose -- whiskers and all (theoretically, I could trim the whiskers -- couldn't do much about the donkey ears....

Would you rather:

spend your holidays with loved ones but have no money for gifts, food, etc
or
have unlimited funds but no one to spend the holidays with

spend your holidays with loved ones but have no money for gifts, food, etc

^that is so going to be me this year

Would you rather:

Not take a shower for three weeks or

make out with michael jackson for 30 seconds