Return of the Questions Only Game

The rules to this game are simple:

1) You must answer with.. a question. No exclamations or statements are acceptable! Only questions!

2) There is NO.. Rule 2 :)

The question can be as twisted or convoluted as you like. :)

So, I'll start.

How are you all today?

Why do you wish to know?

Aren't I allowed to be friendly?

Do I seem like someone that would disdain friendliness?

So why would you ask why I'd wish to know?

Wasn't the question clear enough?

Have I failed to communicate the question?

Doesn't it just seem like a bit of an odd question, though?

Do you consider it to be an odd question?

Am I not being sufficiently clear on that point?

Isn't it time for you to go? ;)

Did anyone notice the eerie coincidental simultaneous posts?

No, why do you ask?

Do you want your martini in the other thread?

Why weren't you paying attention?

What are you talking about?

Who are you again?

Hasn't this just gone really stupide?

Didn't you spell check your post?

Have I lost the ability to amuse my fellow cc'rs?

What would make you think that Kathy?