Return of the Questions Only Game

The rules to this game are simple:

1) You must answer with.. a question. No exclamations or statements are acceptable! Only questions!

2) There is NO.. Rule 2 :)

The question can be as twisted or convoluted as you like. :)

So, I'll start.

How are you all today?

Are you all using spell check?

Did that comment come out sounding mean?

Who does a spell check on a post?

To what end?

To the end that they have to announce it on this post?

What? Did you lamers all go home?

Where is home?

Is home really where the heart is?

Isn't home where ever "papa laid his hat"?  Who sang that song??

What song are you refering to? Should I know this song?

Did you grow up in the 60's or 70's? Isn't it a classic Commodore's tune?

Do I look that old are you?  Shouldn't I be taking offense to that question? ;)

How come everyone is asking two questions now, instead of one?

Why do you ask?

Don't you find it a bit curious?

Aren't the rules just ask a question?  Do you see where it says we can only ask one at a time??

Isn't that what I said?

Who cares?

Who wants to know?

What was the original question?