Return of the Questions Only Game

The rules to this game are simple:

1) You must answer with.. a question. No exclamations or statements are acceptable! Only questions!

2) There is NO.. Rule 2 :)

The question can be as twisted or convoluted as you like. :)

So, I'll start.

How are you all today?

What is the monkey drinking?

What is the monkey allowed to drink?

Don't they prefer banana daiquiri's?

Why does everyone assume monkeys prefer bananas  in everything?

What else do monkeys prefer?

Don't monkeys like beer?

Wasn't is vodka, not beer?

Who doesn't like vodka?

What about people who don't drink alcohol?

Do you have to drink it to like it?

Do you have to like it to drink it?

How could the monkey be drunk if he doesn't drink alcohol?  What happened to nekkid Johnny Depp?  Am I asking too many questions?

What's your definition of too many questions? (and where can I find a nekkid Johnny Depp?)

Why is it, when I Google Image "nekkid johnny depp" do I get only 3 pics, 2 of them being Brad Pitt and the last being this?

Have you tried Yahoo instead?

Why?  Did Yahoo corner the market on nekkid Johnny Depps?

What's so special about Johnny Depp?

You don't know?

Does that surprise you?

Would you be surprised if I said, "no"?