Return of the Questions Only Game

The rules to this game are simple:

1) You must answer with.. a question. No exclamations or statements are acceptable! Only questions!

2) There is NO.. Rule 2 :)

The question can be as twisted or convoluted as you like. :)

So, I'll start.

How are you all today?

No?

Does anything surprise you?

Do I seem that cynical?

Is being cynical really all that bad?

Isn't it more realistic to see the glass as half empty?

Are we back to drinking again?

Doesn't alcohol solve everything?

Shall we test that theory?

Are you sure you are ready for that?

So, do you think that you can keep up?

isn't it worth trying?

how much is it worth to you?

What's the national deficit?

In dollars or in alcohol?

Is alcohol a currency?

Have you ever had whiskey so damn good the taste still lingers on your tongue and teases your sensibilities?

What kind of whiskey?

Would you believe I've had tequila that good?

Isn't chocolate the only thing that is THAT good? 

Do you mean like Kahlua?