Return of the Questions Only Game

The rules to this game are simple:

1) You must answer with.. a question. No exclamations or statements are acceptable! Only questions!

2) There is NO.. Rule 2 :)

The question can be as twisted or convoluted as you like. :)

So, I'll start.

How are you all today?

What constitutes nothing?  Does curling up with a book count?

Can any of us really define nothing? Isn't that very philosophical?

Aren't you trying to sound like you know what you're talking about?

Do you not believe they know what they are talking about?

Do you know what your talking about?

Is this getting to be a bit hostile?

Why are people so mean sometimes? : P

Why can't we be friends? are you singing it?

Who sings that song?

Wasn't it done by War?

What does it mean if we remember this song from 'our day'?

;-)

does it mean we are old?

Aren't you only as old as you feel?  =)

How old do I feel to you?  ;)

Is this where I go to say "Hi"?

Do you want to say "hi"?

Isn't it time to say "bye"?

What if I don't want to say "bye"?

Why does chocolate have so many calories?

Isn't a food's caloric count inversely proportional to it's healthfulness?