Return of Randomly Offensive Post

Brief, badly-worded, nasty post reaming out everyone for doing that one silly thing that annoys the #@!@% out of me. 

* Personally thinks Chow Chow Chowder sounds a lot more fun, to the great and mighty offending of all dog owners. At least Chow Chow owners. *

Randomly post that her dear grand daughter and my dog eat out of the same bowl.  Hoping to completely gross out the next lurker that reads this post.

oh sweet jesus. 10 points for spoiled_candy.

Jesus Is Our Lord and Savior and All References to Him Must Be Capitalized, Even By You Godless Heathens.

Hey, go me!  That actually WAS offensive! And to more than one group.  I rock!

Going to start a brand new thread for us Heathens.
If you are not a Heathen, Yea shall be deleted.

*notes that spoiled_candy should have said "WE Heathens," further proof that she is obviously a godless Communist or runs with scissors... but what more could you expect from someone whose grandchild is a puppy."

and lets not forget that my son is an evil cat.

* points out that, according to another thread, the term "evil cat" is redundant. *

Wants to know what's wrong with running with scissors? Yum!

* points out that running with a 9mm Glock is much safer than running with scissors, as any TRUE AMERICAN would know. *

Points out that Glocks are Austrian, not Ammurikan, and morphs the rest of her post into an incoherent ramble about the evils of the WTO and NAFTA.

* Thinks that WTO is one of the best networks on television, and doesn't understand what the problem is. And, as for NAFTA, as long as one doesn't drink too much of it in your decaffeinated tea, it's highly unlikely to cause pimples in laboratory rats."

Wonders how the tooth fairy would feel about NAFTA, and fears that even thinking about it will cause HER to get major pimples all over.

Quivers in fear.

Proudly informs everyone that my great aunt's parol officer's daughter's boyfriend was a NAFTA driver and almost won the Daytona 500.

* Points out that she has neither a great aunt, a parole officer, nor does she have pimples -- clearly giving her the authority to discuss the importance of purchasing only 100 percent cotton underwear. *

Post tear-jerker of a story with a lovely moral then threatens everyone who does not re-post said story will lose the family pet or get an STD.

Blames Shug for not warning her sooner that not re-posting her story would result in  the horrid STD just contracted. Wonders if she should call NAFTA to see if they will quarantine her. Wonders if now that she has pimples she no longer can buy underwear. Asks the all knowing cotton underwear guru, Molly.

* Appreciates being known as an "all knowing cotton underwear guru," but notes that her attention has now turned to the importance of wearing cool socks. Thinks that there should be a specific requirement of wearing cool socks before posting in this thread. *

States that wearing socks is evil and everyone should go sockless to promote the force.

My the sockless force be with you!

* Surmises that spoiled_candy is blitzed on egg nog and should be ignored until putting clothes back on. *