Return of Randomly Offensive Post

Brief, badly-worded, nasty post reaming out everyone for doing that one silly thing that annoys the #@!@% out of me. 

sings obscene lyrics to the tune of Kumbaya

***laughs long and hard***

***asks to be taught the obscene version***

***eats thrown kettle corn***

YAY! random offensiveness!

adds post from her point of view although it ventures way off topic by end of post

Gives history lesson on lyrics to Kumbaya, obscene and otherwise, in an extremely haughty and condescending tone.  Snide remark about people venturing way off topic.

tells everyone to get back on topic and quit the drama. Flags this post so Erik will delete it.

...adds link to disprove prior post regarding Kumbaya and makes cryptic reference to secret emails...

notes drama. innocently? fans flames. pleads with erik to lock post.

accusations about who is really behind the perpetuity of offensive posts couched in vaguely-worded questions about several members, allusions to conversations with site owners regarding entire ordeal, statement about inability to share what owners have revealed in any such conversations

commends previous poster on use of 'perpetuity' in a sentence

Expresses general confusion about the use of big words in post #49 and insinuates poster is a snob flaunting their knowledge in the faces of the less educated

defense of self against accusation in post 51

decision revealed to only use ten cent words (or cheaper)  from now on

Cracks up at posts of others, and thanks everybody involved for the calories burned at laughing and falling off a chair.

pleeds with poster #49 not to dumby down posts cuz big werds r more funner 2 try 2 say outlowd. suggests 2 postr #51 to go look it up in a dictunery. ***practices sayin per-pu-TWO-it-ee***

corrects spelling and grammar of previous poster.

Insults previous poster and acuses him of being in league with the snotty nosed poster of item #51 in their oppression of the less fortunate.  References street acceptable nu spelling and ebonics.

tries and fails miserably to use ebonics. goes back to making tinfoil hats.

Passive-agressively snyde one-liner.

*wipes snot from nose*

comment about paranoid people and how easy it can be to get professional help

aside to poster # 54 promising 25 cent and 50 cent words in journal and journal comments where they will offend no one

sexcretly rejoices. suggests that previous poster not to hold back on the 75 cent words either. inquires of ebonics poster as to progress of tinfoil hat making.