Return of Randomly Offensive Post
Pineapple, orange juice and Rum reigns supreme, because I say so.
Points out that there seem to be quite a few moderators being awfully rude and snarky....points out that mods are supposed to be nice, sweet, and should never ever lose their temper. Points out that mods should be perfect in every way and if they should dare to make a mistake or offend someone, they should have their mod status immediately revoked. ;-p
Goes to start a thread on this subject.
Post a brand new diet. You will lose ten pounds in ten days.
But I don't tell you will feel like crap for the next month and gain twice as much weight as you lost.
*wonders if "rude and snarky" is actually a compliment ... you know, like how saying "that's bad" used to mean "that's good"? *
*notes that the best way to lose 10 pounds in 10 days is to go gambling in the UK*
*brings second post back from the dead*
*Necroposting is hard work*
*berates previous poster for not knowing the unwritten e-rule about necro-ing old posts*
Humph!
Original Post by peaches0405:
*berates previous poster for not knowing the unwritten e-rule about necro-ing old posts*
Humph!
*points out previous poster kept the thread going*
Original Post by peaches0405:
Points out that there seem to be quite a few moderators being awfully rude and snarky....points out that mods are supposed to be nice, sweet, and should never ever lose their temper. Points out that mods should be perfect in every way and if they should dare to make a mistake or offend someone, they should have their mod status immediately revoked. ;-p
Goes to start a thread on this subject.
ROFLMAO 
*states affection for this thread*
Original Post by nomoreexcuses:
Original Post by peaches0405:
Points out that there seem to be quite a few moderators being awfully rude and snarky....points out that mods are supposed to be nice, sweet, and should never ever lose their temper. Points out that mods should be perfect in every way and if they should dare to make a mistake or offend someone, they should have their mod status immediately revoked. ;-p
Goes to start a thread on this subject.
ROFLMAO
*states affection for this thread*
Now I'm wondering if she did this before or after we made her a mod. It's ironic regardless. ;)
And here's your lesson, boys and girls. Don't state mods should be perfect or you may find that you have to try it from THIS side of the fence ;)
I honk too many people off to ever be offered a mod post.
Yeah!
It was before, HK. And yes, even back then I realized that the mods did not have an easy job and I often felt sorry for them.
*writes a badly worded post at previous poster for honking too much*
*berates the mod before the previous poster for picking on innocent posters*
Original Post by moonikins:
I honk too many people off to ever be offered a mod post.
Yeah!
Relates traumatic childhood experience involving honking, shaming poster for honking for less than entirely necessary reasons. Defines in explicit terms what needs to be met for honking to be acceptable. Cites 17 sources including 12 of questionable authority, 3 geosites by the same author, and only one reasonable source. Refuses to leave room for alternative reasons for honking.
Changes topic without notice to note appreciation for moderators. Brown noses shamelessly. Briefly swerves off topic to relate Peeps into discussion. Meanders aimlessly for paragraphs.
Apologizes for long post, mentions need to do some procrastinated on task, and disappears for undetermined amount of time.
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