Return of Randomly Offensive Post

Brief, badly-worded, nasty post reaming out everyone for doing that one silly thing that annoys the #@!@% out of me. 

*whispers to Kathy* it's what happens when you're bored!

continues creating with tinfoil. proudly displays replica of Eiffel Tower until someone points out that it is not to scale. has tantrum.

Mocks previous posters inability to sculpt an architecturally correct, scale model, then proceeds to create a perfect scale replica of said Eiffel Tower out of blades of grass and spider webs.  Smirks triumphantly at all.

brief reply referencing journal post from 3 days ago, and intent to make said post private - question about friends lists

directs previous poster to 100s of links explaining how to add friends, delete friends, make and influence them, lose them and get them back.  Also  includes a long list of  links to dating services, articles and studies on the impact of having or not having friends and other useless trivia.

squashes the other Eiffel Tower. proceeds to claim justification due to stress at home. threatens to eat an entire box of twinkies.

Comes in late in the game, doesn't bother to catch up on what's been said and manages to insult a huge portion of the population by ranting about men.

gets offended by last comment. Attempts to sound nonchalant, but makes sexist joke. Comments on the veracity of certain female stereotypes.

links to pubmed and nih studies about gender differences

suggestion that differences enrich life experience followed by comment about Lawrence Summers, intimating conclusion about certain male stereotypes

reference to new diet, promises of rapid weight loss via drastic food intake reduction, no reference to supporting evidence as to safety or long term efficacy

*waits for everyone to jump onto magic weight loss bandwagon*

critizies previous poster's new diet, points out how it couldn't possibly work, criticizes previous poster's intelligence for suggesting such garbage

SPEWS BELLIGERENCE FROM ATOP MAGIC WAGON.

Sits down and bawls bemoaning destruction of Eifel tower model created from grass and spider silk.  Begs all for sympathy and attention.

wanders in, makes lame attempt at geeky internet humor, then leaves...

sympathizes with poster 94, complements inspiration re: the use of spider silk.

pokes fun at new diet, cowers in fear, giggles, runs away...

gets confronted in an alley on the way home from the ymca :O

Laughs loudly at a joke that nobody understands, trying to show she knows something about a conversation that she does not.

Comments in all caps and newb speak, leaving people wondering how on earth to speak 1337. : P

jumps in with dirty limerick just because

Question regarding initial post. Statement displaying ignorance of previous posts. Appreciation for dirty limerick; post of another in reply.