short and stout, well kinda

i'm chris and i tower over the world at 5-1. i'm not only short but i also have a small body frame with wide polish hips... pin-up style. which, as many of you know, this makes it hard to buy jeans.....

unfortunantly, i'm rockin about 50-60 pounds extra weight (wow that's hard to admit). the only good things about myself is the fact that i'm proportionate and (as my roommate says) i carry it well and hide it even better.

some days i think i'm born in the wrong generation since i'm obsessed with the pin-up style. my goals aren't just to loose allllllllllll the weight but to look good and feel good when i romp around my apartment in a classy lady outfit. my idols are NOT fashion models or the girls you see on t.v. instead i aspire to the like of the late bette paige (who died this week at 85) and dita von teese. give me some glory rolls in my hair, red lipstick and some high heels and i'll be happy now to look good in them. i live in a historic neighborhood and enjoy the eclectic and eccentric lifestyle that comes along with it (considering my apartment building was built 1908!).