Signs that you may have been on CC too long!

• You started before about.com
• You can think of at least 2 moderators who have left and miss them.
• You have abbreviations for a lot of posters that other people will recognize
• Instead of eagerly providing edu to newbies posting their calorie confusion you scroll past to a more interesting lounge post
• You lurk in the forums and post in your journal
• You're annoyed that I've made a list...

Original Post by pgeorgian:

Original Post by schnooder:

awwwwwww GP.

Remember pinthin?

that F***er

don't knock pinthin.  she provided hours of cheap entertainment.

she provided hours of me wanted to twist her head off. or him. Whatever IT was

Original Post by pgeorgian:

Original Post by mspw:

Ok, here's one... You have blocked more than one member for being harassed and have created more than 2 privacy settings for your journal. 

um...and you've been blocked by more than one member?

(remember when i blocked CD, but then i kept unblocking her every time she posted because i couldn't stand not knowing what she was saying?)

I remember that. You were so mad, cuz you'd read other posters funny comments about CD's posts and then you'd have to unblock her to see if what she said was really as funny as it really was.

DAMN. I forgot how hard drunk posting is.

I'm still spelling correctly, but one more beer and all bets are off.

To the OP:

Add:

You remember when moonikins made potato soup for everyone.

Original Post by purespark:

Here's another goal to which many aspire:

You've seen a dead seal's wang while in the company of two other CC'ers.

*raises hand*

oooh, i have!

You know that men only like very thin women, and those who say differently are only lying to make you feel better.

And that fat people don't tip as well as thin people. And it has NO relevance to how their waitress treats them.

I've only been here since May 2007.  I'm such a n00b.

So...none of these things apply to me.

*looks innocent*

Original Post by starlitocean:

Original Post by purespark:

Here's another goal to which many aspire:

You've seen a dead seal's wang while in the company of two other CC'ers.

*raises hand*

oooh, i have!

 So was it impressive, I mean with the rigor mortis and all?

how did i miss the dead seal's wang? 

it was in chat, wasn't it.  damn stupid chat.

I need to get out of here before these apply to me! 

Nope, its too late. 

(Leonard Nimoy post +1)

You see a troll posting and instead of repulsion, a maniacal gleam comes to your eye.

Original Post by jewelsmcblah:

You know that men only like very thin women, and those who say differently are only lying to make you feel better.

And here I thought the men who said that just wanted to get lucky.  You mean they really care about how I feel?  Yea, that goes right up there with "I prefer small breasts."

Original Post by kathygator:

You see a troll posting and instead of repulsion, a maniacal gleam comes to your eye.

Oh I like scaring them. 

Here's a sign...

On Friday night, while the husband is out, you buy a bottle of wine, light candles by the computer and sit down to "partay" in The Lounge. 

Original Post by pgeorgian:

how did i miss the dead seal's wang?

it was in chat, wasn't it. damn stupid chat.

it was in chat.  was on the trip i told you aboutl.  haha.

tom - it was scary impressive.  it's become a running joke.

Forget about horses then, from now on if someones asks I'll tell them that I'm hung like a seal.

I've got a few that all pertain to my favourite person on Calorie Count: Me!

1.  You remember fried **** with mustard.
2.  You learned how to eat Raisin Bran because of me.
3.  You know of me for being a drunk, 'cause it's been far too long since I've had a good drunken thread in here.
4.  You remember my wedding. ;D

I haven't been here for very long, but here's mine:

Your children can't find you because you are hiding in a dark closet with your laptop, posting responses to threads as the dishes overcome the sink and the crumbs under the table turn to dust.

Original Post by cellulitedelight:

I've got a few that all pertain to my favourite person on Calorie Count: Me!

1.  You remember fried **** with mustard.
2.  You learned how to eat Raisin Bran because of me.
3.  You know of me for being a drunk, 'cause it's been far too long since I've had a good drunken thread in here.
4.  You remember my wedding. ;D

 I will never forget fried **** with mustard as long as I live......

I keep trying though

Original Post by puh8suwrux:

I haven't been here for very long, but here's mine:

Your children can't find you because you are hiding in a dark closet with your laptop, posting responses to threads as the dishes overcome the sink and the crumbs under the table turn to dust.

Hey!  You been spying on me?