I slept with my best friend's girlfriend, need advice, please help!

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you got my point...

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My fiancee has always offered to pay for fake boobs but I dont want get them.  What can I do to be accepted as I am?  Now shes's even asking about me getting my penis removed too.

(sun123 - holy crap)

(this goes out to a troll):
So I just realized I get paid to have sex...

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Why is Everyone So Mean?  I’m such a victim.   

My fiancee has always offered to pay for fake boobs but I dont want get them.  What can I do to be accepted as I am?  Now shes's even asking about me getting my penis removed too.

That has to be the funniest thing I've seen all day!

Looking for weightloss buddies with similar stats: Ladies 5'0-6'0, around 130lbs

Original Post by shnitzel :

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 omg thats so funny!

Anywho:

Eating is for pansies.

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Can I play? 

"OK, so I REALLY REALLY like this guy, and I know he likes me because we've been out twice already.  I'm really attracted to him, but there's something I don't know how to tell him because I'm really shy.  Me and the guy's brother and his best friend were all sitting around watching Cinemax at their house the other night.  Then, they both called me on my cell during a commercial, and we had a 3-way, and so they told me again during it that phone sex and BJs don't count, so I'm really innocent and inexperienced about sex, too.  So, how do I tell the guy I'm dating that I'm not ready yet to have a physical relationship with anyone, before he gets the wrong idea about me?"

("BJs don't count" courtesy of Lewis Black).

OK, I'm new at this.  If I suck at it, my apologies in advance, and I can try to improve. 

Original Post by sun123:

My fiancee has always offered to pay for fake boobs but I dont want get them.  What can I do to be accepted as I am?  Now shes's even asking about me getting my penis removed too.

 Gah!  Good one!!

How much weight do I need to lose to look like Brigette Bardot?

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Let's all keep in mind that Brdot had a 19 inch waist...

Original Post by giggle_puppy:

"I still remain better than all of you in every aspect of life that counts..."

i LOLed so hard at this one.  i totally work with a guy who outwardly projects this on an hourly basis. buahaha.  

Original Post by m_c_85:

How much weight do I need to lose to look like Brigette Bardot?

 

 

Let's all keep in mind that Brdot had a 19 inch waist...

 Yea I saw that. And omg 19??? I didn't know that was humanly possible!!!

Anyways:

Ok so my 13 year old cousin says water has calories. She's SOOOO skinny so she MUST be correct, right?

Original Post by swimchick_123:

Ok so my 13 year old cousin says water has calories. She's SOOOO skinny so she MUST be correct, right?

 Water?!  I'm worried about cigarettes!  I'm craving a cigarette so bad right now but I don't know how many calories are in one!  OMG PLZ HELLLLLP!!

Ive fallen hard for a guy Ive only interacted with online.  Im starting to suspect he may not really be 20 years old though.  When I wrote him in chat that I am in love with him, he replied, "I know you are but what am I?" 

Am I just overly suspicious?

Original Post by m_c_85:

Let's all keep in mind that Brdot had a 19 inch waist...

  I don't really believe that. I've heard that number tossed around about her before, but I have TONS of pictures [I mean like, HUNDREDS--I'm a bit obsessed :p ] of her and it doesn't look that tiny to me. It only looked that small when she was wearing a tight belt or corset. I think I have a similar build to her and when I was 110 pounds my body was EXACTLY like hers [she was my height and 110 pounds too in her early 20s, I've read]--and I had a 24-inch waist.

...just saying (:

OMG OMG OMG OMG I just drank water HELP!!!

 

 

gawd, I've seen this post once :|

OMG, I just ate 16.5 calories over my daily intake. What do I do?

 

Am I allowed to puke while on a deficit?

 

I am 5'6" and 108 pounds. I reallyyyyy want to lose weight. HELP!

 

It's ____'s B-day and I need to have a 6-pack for the pool party. How can I get one?

 

 

 

OMG!!!! Why do people say that carrots are good snacks when they are 24 calories??? That is like, A WHOLE MEAL!! Crazy!!!

 

 

 

 

 

I can keep going with the posts I've never answered to and LMAO.

I DONT TALK WHILE IM TYPING SO WHY DOES EVERYONE REPLY TELLING ME TO STOP SHOUTING?