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I slept with my best friend's girlfriend, need advice, please help!


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Come the rapture we will all find Cheesus!

Fat people disgust me. They seriously should not be allowed in public.

OR the ever famous, been used before topic:

Fat people should not be allowed to publicly display affection.

"It's your fault you're fat"

If I lose weight, will my penis shrink?  I don't mind if it shrinks a little bit, but I don't want to be less than 8 or 9 inches.

My guy lost weight and his penis shrank. How do I tell him he's not man enough for me anymore?

"My guy lost weight and his penis shrank. How do I tell him he's not man enough for me anymore?"

Have you considered reconstructive surgery to narrow the gaping chasm?

(PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE have a sense of humour!)

According to my HMO it's more cost effective to just get an un-shrunk man.

They have charts and everything!

I don't mean to offend anyone but why are gay/fat/men/Americans so ugly/stupid/sensitive?

Why would you read a post and  respond to it in a critical way? Aren't we supposed to support each other no matter what?

Friend Drama - Long Rant - Epic Essay - No substance - PLEASE READ AND RESPOND!!!!!!!!!!!

 

I found the most understanding gynecologist - he isnt on my insurance's plan so he only charges me the amount my copayment would be.  Unfortunately, though, his office is really cold because he works from his mother's basement.

oh sun!  was the speculum cold to? ;)

The Benifits Of Purging.

Betty,
He's not familiar with speculums - he's recently trained and new doctors apparantly use different instuments.  If youve never seen it, the speculums been replaced with something that resembles ice tongs.
Original Post by katonick:

Friend Drama - Long Rant - Epic Essay - No substance - PLEASE READ AND RESPOND!!!!!!!!!!!

That about sums up most of the drama threads right there.

*strums guitar and sings...* 

I found Cheesus ... on my Blue Plate Special.

*would not be surprised if I hear that in a country song on the radio next week*

oh sun lmao over here!!

"ice tongs"

snicker...

Original Post by nomoreexcuses:

I can't take it anymore!  It's 'LOSE' NOT 'LOOSE'!

Thank you Thank you... That drives me crazy too!!!!!

These are all very funny...now get back to work and I mean all of you.

"Is is unhealthy if I WISH I was underweight??"

--Courtesy of Young Calorie Counters

My dog's birthday is this weekend and I'm thinking of baking her a big chocolate cake with chocolate icing. Why is everyone upset with me? I've done it every year for the last ten years.

 

Original Post by bagga:

URGENT: BIRTH CONTROL LOADED WITH CALORIES; TRANSFAT FOUND IN RIBBED CONDOMS

 hahahahahahahaha. hilarious.

I had unprotected sex with a girl. She shouldn't get pregnant though because we "did it" standing up.

My girlfriend has been pregnant for 8 and a half months and I'm starting to have doubts about being a dad. How can I convince her to give herself an abortion?

 

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