I slept with my best friend's girlfriend, need advice, please help!

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Are all women sexist?

only in lingerie

now is ready for to make sexytime?

I ditched my first wife after a car accident and married a twenty-something beer heiress.  Now I want to be president.  Think anyone will care?

Who knew that drinking light beer will still make you fat?

Did you see Cindy McCain's arm in a cast?

I think Johnny boy twisted it a tad bit too hard trying to persuade her to vote for him.

Original Post by bagga:

Did you see Cindy McCain's arm in a cast?

I think Johnny boy twisted it a tad bit too hard trying to persuade her to vote for him.

Barack one-upped McCain, because he got his wife to quit her job and play housewife and family values. Obama knows how to keep his women in check.

Hmm, and McCain knows how to get his wife to write a few checks.

EDIT:  Oops.  Sorry.

Original Post by bagga:

Hmm, and McCain knows how to get his wife to write a few checks.

So the real question is, who do you want to vote for, the playboy or the pimp?

Ha! Good one Iggy!!!!

I just don't know, let's see who the VP's are before I decide.

How many calories in a carrot shred, about 1.5" long?

I plan on voting for the candidate that has been married the same number of times that I have.

Actually, I just measured it, it is 1.33 inches long.

Original Post by jfk61:

I plan on voting for the candidate that has been married the same number of times that I have.

 Yo, your alimony check bounced.

Your are all cruel and heartless for ignoring me.

Who is Obama?

Just because I ignore starving kittens doesn't mean I'm cruel and heartless.  Obama is the fourth horseman of the apocalypse--he wants to behead our troops, wash his Ferrari with the American flag and put your kittens in the microwave.  I overheard Rush Limbaugh in the airport men's room telling this to someone who was more worried about his foot placement and the width of the stalls.

Ohhh......

Thanks jfk61 for unignoring me.

I love kitties. How many calories in a kitten?

~k

Even with eating celery sticks and carrot shreds, I'll never reach my target weight. Why do I bother?

Original Post by katonick:

I love kitties. How many calories in a kitten?

 

sadly, too many to really enjoy a guilty free kitten buffet.