I slept with my best friend's girlfriend, need advice, please help!

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Oh there's still some real cheap pu kitty to be found out there.

Original Post by ignayshus:

Original Post by katonick:

I love kitties. How many calories in a kitten?

 

sadly, too many to really enjoy a guilty free kitten buffet.

 Yummm.  I could really go for some Kung Pow Kitten right now....

It's not the size of the boat, but the motion in the ocean.  Who still buys that line?  Size matters!  :P

*wonders if this has been posted already*

Why are kittens so fatty?  Can't I starve the kitten before eating it?

Sure, but then you'll have to beat it for a good while to tenderize it, as it will be much tougher.

Original Post by shnitzel:

It's not the size of the boat, but the motion in the ocean.  Who still buys that line?  Size matters!  :P

*wonders if this has been posted already*

 That's right shnitz...can't make butter with a toothpick!

Original Post by ignayshus:

Sure, but then you'll have to beat it for a good while to tenderize it, as it will be much tougher.

Is it OK to tenderize before skining it?  I don't want it to bruise.

Original Post by jfk61:

Original Post by ignayshus:

Sure, but then you'll have to beat it for a good while to tenderize it, as it will be much tougher.

Is it OK to tenderize before skining it?  I don't want it to bruise.

Are you guys still talking about kittehs, or something else?  *wink wink nod nod*

*in disbelief that I'm the first to say anything*  I crack myself up.  LMAO

Seems like everyday I hear a news report of a teacher or other school employee) being arrested for selling drugs or having sex with kids.  What is happening in schools these days?  I hope this just goes on in public schools because I'm sending my kid to a private school.

I'm a human resources specialist and just realized that I don't like people.  How do I fake like I care until I retire in 10 years?

Original Post by shnitzel:

I'm a human resources specialist and just realized that I don't like people.  How do I fake like I care until I retire in 10 years?

 haha-

How can I tell people I don't care and still get a raise and an office with a door?

When a guy hires a woman, a nice caboose trumps qualifications, any day.

I heard there was a chest exercise that could get your stomach fat to go to your boobs.  Has anyone tried it yet?  What do I need to do?

I'm a meatatarian.  It's a personal choice; you really have to commit to it.  I feel good about doing my part in the fight against global warming by eating more methane-producing animals.

How do I make it look like I was cleaning the gun when it went off? Follow Up question- How do I get rid of bloodstains in a terry bath robe? Follow up to my follow up- how do I get a body that's already gone in to rigor mortis out of a terry bathrobe?

Why do guys lie?

Interracial marriage: Should a person really marry someone who is outside their species?

"God likes me best"-- Sarah Palin