I slept with my best friend's girlfriend, need advice, please help!

Thread titles that are destined to be drama threads. Go!

Why does no one believe me that God really is angry with us?

If i stop eating altogether, how many pounds could i realistically lose in a week...

Lipstick on animals:  Clever metaphor, or abhorrent endorsement of animal based cosmetic testing?

"Sure, I believe in God....when it suits me" - Obama

this country doesn't need a president, it needs a, king, no, a god, I got it, a pig wearing fishnets and stiletto's, no that's not right....um...nevermind

If this were a dictatorship, it'd be a heck of a lot easier, just so long as I'm the dictator. - Bush

"A Treatise on International Relations" - by Jesse Ventura

^ ha!!!!

Jesus was asking for it

I don't believe in sex education, but my teenage daughter really wants to know about babies and childbirth.  She is already 8 months pregnant, so she will find out when God thinks she is good and ready.  How can I encourage her to be patient and let God reveal the mysteries of babies and sex when she is truly ready?  

haha

:P

Like I really care what other people think. As if!

Is a glass of water a balanced breakfast?

Or

OMG, sex has made me fat! I did it for the first time with my boyfriend seven months ago and all of a sudden I'm HUGE! Seriously, my stomach is SOOOO bloated! Can someone recommend me some good abdominal exercises? Will crunches help? I'm so confused!

I don't like Obama much.  To me, he's just another backslapping bozo pushing puny Mickey Mouse policies that'll cost a friggin fortune to implement.  'Vote for Change' is right; you may end up with a couple of nickels to rub together if he gets into office.  The words 'Snake Oil Salesman' keep coming to mind.

(Geez, I hate political campaigns!)

Ask Carol McCain if you can believe any of John McCain's promises.

#1216, do I win a prize?

* Is sex cardio?

* Do I have to log the chewing gum? How about if i swallow it?

* If I threw up my dinner, how much do i substract? [serious note: I was sick, i didn't make myself sick!]

--and believe it or not i've seen all these on different websites lol