I slept with my best friend's girlfriend, need advice, please help!

Thread titles that are destined to be drama threads. Go!

Original Post by moodymomma1977:

I need advice on the best way to beat your kids without leaving bruises. 

Fill a pillowcase with sweet Valencia oranges. Then swing away!

My kid is 5. Is it too late to have an abortion?

Was it a bad idea to join in an orgy that my brother was part of?

That could bring up some awkward posts.

How do I tell my girlfriend I want to date another girl, like her daughter?

Weight loss surgery:  valid method for weight loss or cheaters' way out?  Discuss.

Are my boobs too big?  (PICTURES POSTED!)

Should I tell my mom that her boyfriend keeps hitting on me?  Do you think he'll stop when I start High School?

OMG so my friend told me that Obama is a socialist Muslim terroist lover and he's secretly an Arab and he's going to turn over the entire country to Iraq when he gets into the White House WTF???!!!!11111

LOLcats are NOT funny...

#1247 is true.  lol

Conservatives are heartless evil gun toting patriarchal women-repressing racist hatemongers.

What's wrong with incest?

What's wrong with being a Conservative?

I just ate 16 cookies...is that bad???

Beer...not just for rednecks anymore.

I yank the legs off of live frogs and then cook them on a pizza. Why's everybody upset?

OMG - I'm 42 and STILL GETTING PIMPLES!!!  HOW AWESOME IS THAT!!!??!!

Original Post by sun123:

How do I tell my girlfriend I want to date another girl, like her daughter?

 Why not date them both??!!

Ethnic people are hot!

I've heard that in America, if you're white, overweight, and in your 60s, you're rounded up and put on a cruise ship.  Is that true?

How many calories are in a blown up tick??

Where can I get my abortion done quick enough to be home in time for my date tonight?