I slept with my best friend's girlfriend, need advice, please help!

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Original Post by purespark:

Anyone Know if There's a NAMBLA for Women?

I can tell you that, back in the day, as an able bodied 13y/o I sure wished there were.

i feel so...fat

(actual thread title, quite recent.)

Original Post by ignayshus:

Original Post by purespark:

Anyone Know if There's a NAMBLA for Women?

I can tell you that, back in the day, as an able bodied 13y/o I sure wished there were.

 If there is, I'm practically a member.  ;)

Would that be NAWBLA or NAWGLA?

Depends on whether a 23-year-old qualifies as a boy.

When I was 22, I was dating a women two years older than you are now.  Maybe that would be NABWLA?

Original Post by purespark:

Depends on whether a 23-year-old qualifies as a boy.

Indeed they do. They've still got a few more years before the hormone induced mental retardation wears off.

I'm willing to wait.  The # 4 is awesome.

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