I slept with my best friend's girlfriend, need advice, please help!

Thread titles that are destined to be drama threads. Go!

Does the revival of this thread prove the existence of a laughing God, a dancing lord if you will?

Hello Canada, and zombie fans from the United States and Newfoundland...

I goaded Tom (trhawley) into resurrecting this one... so I guess I'm half-zombie, and so is Tom.

Does that make our baby full-on Zombie?

No, you are both necromancers, and the thread is your zombie baby.

Did somebody say zombaby?

Original Post by lysistrata:

Did somebody say zombaby?

 Is this a vote for me to have an abortion?

anyone know the quickest way to get to mexico from MA? i accidentally shot a zombaby because i was so excited to see it. turns out the mom is after me now. shootz.

I was just walking by the hospital and on the step of the hospital there was a baby and looking at that baby was like looking into the mirror, what should I do?

Eating human flesh is the key to weight loss.  I mean seriously have you ever seen a fat cannibal?

"Will injecting my body with helium make me weigh less?"

Original Post by nasuoni:

"Will injecting my body with helium make me weigh less?"

Yes, and it might get you a part in the Opera.

cannibalism: the other white meat

Original Post by bagga:

cannibalism: the other white meat

And endorsed by PETA.

I'm thinking of starting smoking. Is it true that it's an appetite suppressant?

I lost weight an now my girlfriend thinks my penis is too saggy, what can I do?

What if the guys who wrote the Bible were just a bunch of drunken frat boys playing a joke on the world?

I just drank a bottle of Arsenic but the label says it has zero calories, do you think this is bad for me?

"W@tz ^ p30pl3?"

Resurrecting a dead thread the day before Halloween. Go!

I have a stuffed up nose so I used a nasal spray. Will I lose weight because my air-passages are clear, or gain because all of the snot is blocked up elswhere in my body?