I can smell your clam burger from across the room

Do you have any lines you can say to someone without using any profanity but at the same time be pretty revolting?

post em.

Hmmm, I call a menstrual cup a "chum bucket."  That's pretty revolting.

Never microwave blue or goat cheese!

In keeping with the clam burger reference...Close your legs your breath smells.

Delicious and nutritious.

eeeeeew girls!    Now come on, I'm gonna hurl.  But-lol

I don't know whether I find this phrase cute or gross, but before getting ready for a girls night out a flatmate (guy) once asked us girls if we were going to shower before leaving in order to "muck out the minky"!

mkay the thread title is gross, but #6 was funny. :)

my brother calls his ex-girlfriend a useless sperm receptacle (sp) or sometimes just a come dumpster

I recall a line from this webcomic which has stuck with me: "I could menstruate a better cup of coffee than this!"

OMG-- this thread has me rolling.  LMAO.  The only thing I regret is that I really don't have anything to add b/c most of my stuff is profane.

You could put some of those towelettes in the ladies room and say "have you tried those thing? That's way cleaner than tp?"

Or if you're near her, just say "ugh...somethin' stinks like hanky panky 'round here"

A couple weeks ago, I overheard one bartender say to another, "Did you see that chick's skirt?  It's so short, I can see what she had for lunch."

-edited to state for the record that I was wearing jeans that night.

Original Post by trustwomen:

I recall a line from this webcomic which has stuck with me: "I could menstruate a better cup of coffee than this!"

Mmmm, S*P. That comic is my favorite webcomic. Ever. I used to have such a crush on Davan, it wasn't even funny. My husband used to get jealous/make fun of me for how much I loved Davan, back when we were in high school (he was the one to introduce me to S*P).

Unfortunately, I cannot think of any lines that are profane without being profane D: I'm almost ashamed of myself.

I had a friend that called her ex's new GF a petri dish...  It was a little cerebral, but the ultimate insult masquerading as something harmless and random...

Did someone sleep with Charlie the Tuna last night???

Original Post by theresa5656:

my brother calls his ex-girlfriend a useless sperm receptacle (sp) or sometimes just a come dumpster

Tell him to try "cockholster" on for size. Used in a sentence:

"Yeah, she was a ditch pig, but I was drunk and needed a cockholster."

Australians are apparently fond of the term "Floss pot".